I need to impress all the emo girls at school, I already have a knife and some cut marks, what else do I need?
EDIT: Do far this is my pickup
"Suh girl, you know, I play as reaper in overwatch, you probably wanna date me know, considering how edgy I am, I don't blame you *starts applying eyeshadow and cutting my arm*"
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Lose weight. I mean to the point you are borderline anorexic.