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7/5/2016 12:45:09 PM
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*Mortar chuckles a little as you tighten your grip*
Relax, I'm not a Warp demon. I had never heard of the Warp until I got here. No, I am from the Underworld on Earth. Great place, I had it all to myself since everyone who lived there died from Terracide.
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"HMPH." He loosened his grip, but only a little. [i]HERETIC....[/i] He thought in his Angrily way, he was surprised he wasn't trying to drive his Chainsword down this person's body.
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*Mortar was surprised that this dude, pissed as he was, didn't try to kill him. He still held out his sword, but attempted to send a message saying that he was non hostile to the marine*
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Edited by Cmdr Dornick: 7/5/2016 12:57:16 PMThe Marine stared at him continuously, the urge to punt his ass coming on... But he decided that punt would work better on some Heretic Daemon spawn.
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*Mortar flips his sword around, then jams the tip of the blade into the ground, leaning against the hilt* Look, it seems that you don't like me, and in all honesty I'm not exactly your biggest fan. So why don't we kill shit and see what happens?
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"YEAH, LETS KILL SHIT!!!" He started frantically glancing around for shit to Purge with his almighty Chainsword.
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*You can tell that farther down are cultists, chanting really loud and annoying.* FOR BADASSERY!!! *Mortar runs in that direction*
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The Marine runs too, towards the cultists who were soon going to be rammed by the force of 1000 Choo Choo Trains.
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*While Mortar was running, his sword dissipate in mid air, and is replaced by two large iron balls, both have the force of 2000 choo choo trains*
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The Space marine sped up, revving his chainsword and chainfist, the force of 2001 Choo Choo Trains.
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*But Mortar has two iron balls out. By logic that is 4000 choo choo trains. But he wasn't one to stop there. As he is running, his limbs grow longer, stronger. Three arms protrude from his back, attached to them a wicked looking cannon. He shoves the balls into the cannon and summons his sword, now almost six feet long now*
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That wouldn't stop the Space Marine from purging the shit out of these mofos, he continued charging at them, chainswords in front.
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*Mortar gets to one first, he impales it in the stomach and swings up, cutting half of its body in half, then fires the iron balls at another with the force of 10,000 Choo choo trains*
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The Marine rammed through a couple of them, then being so close together he cut them both down the middle with one attack.
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*Mortar's sword turns into a large war hammer (Picture Smough's from Dark Souls) and slams it down, knocking them to the ground. He proceeds to play Whack a Mole with them, crush the ones getting up* PURGE! PURGE! RIP AND TEAR!!!
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The Angry Marine grabbed one of the other cultists, continuously throwing his fist into heir face. "YOU!!! MOTHER!!! -BLAM!!!-ING!!! HERETIC!!!"
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*Mortar shows them no mercy, slicing, crushing, and exploding anything he sees* DESTROY ALL THE HERETICS!!! WHY ARE THEY STILL HERE?
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"I DONT KNOW!!!! JUST KEEP PURGING THEM!!!!" He kept punching the Cultist, even if it was dead.
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*Mortar grabs a larger one and grabs him by his legs and swings him around 360°*
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Sparta tossed the dead cultist into three more with the force of earlier 1000 Choo Choo Trains.
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*Mortar releases the cultist, sending him flying. The cultist witnesses 5G, and dies from blood not getting blood into his brain even before he hits the ground*
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"ALWAYS PURGING!!!! ALL THE TIME!!!!" The Marine finished off a cultist with his Chainfist, slicing the Cultist's head off.
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NICE! *After what seemed like hours of purging, the Cultists stop coming and the ground is littered in Gore*
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The Angry Marine continued stomping on the dead as -blam!- gore, not caring if it was dead or not.
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Interesting... *Mortar returns to his normal form* Oh shit that was fun.
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Edited by Cmdr Dornick: 7/5/2016 1:41:14 PM"ITS FUN AS -BLAM!!!-" He yelled.
