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7/5/2016 1:05:49 PM
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The Space marine sped up, revving his chainsword and chainfist, the force of 2001 Choo Choo Trains.
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*But Mortar has two iron balls out. By logic that is 4000 choo choo trains. But he wasn't one to stop there. As he is running, his limbs grow longer, stronger. Three arms protrude from his back, attached to them a wicked looking cannon. He shoves the balls into the cannon and summons his sword, now almost six feet long now*
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That wouldn't stop the Space Marine from purging the shit out of these mofos, he continued charging at them, chainswords in front.
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*Mortar gets to one first, he impales it in the stomach and swings up, cutting half of its body in half, then fires the iron balls at another with the force of 10,000 Choo choo trains*
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The Marine rammed through a couple of them, then being so close together he cut them both down the middle with one attack.
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*Mortar's sword turns into a large war hammer (Picture Smough's from Dark Souls) and slams it down, knocking them to the ground. He proceeds to play Whack a Mole with them, crush the ones getting up* PURGE! PURGE! RIP AND TEAR!!!
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The Angry Marine grabbed one of the other cultists, continuously throwing his fist into heir face. "YOU!!! MOTHER!!! -BLAM!!!-ING!!! HERETIC!!!"
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*Mortar shows them no mercy, slicing, crushing, and exploding anything he sees* DESTROY ALL THE HERETICS!!! WHY ARE THEY STILL HERE?
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"I DONT KNOW!!!! JUST KEEP PURGING THEM!!!!" He kept punching the Cultist, even if it was dead.
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*Mortar grabs a larger one and grabs him by his legs and swings him around 360°*
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Sparta tossed the dead cultist into three more with the force of earlier 1000 Choo Choo Trains.
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*Mortar releases the cultist, sending him flying. The cultist witnesses 5G, and dies from blood not getting blood into his brain even before he hits the ground*
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"ALWAYS PURGING!!!! ALL THE TIME!!!!" The Marine finished off a cultist with his Chainfist, slicing the Cultist's head off.
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NICE! *After what seemed like hours of purging, the Cultists stop coming and the ground is littered in Gore*
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The Angry Marine continued stomping on the dead as -blam!- gore, not caring if it was dead or not.
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Interesting... *Mortar returns to his normal form* Oh shit that was fun.
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Edited by Cmdr Dornick: 7/5/2016 1:41:14 PM"ITS FUN AS -BLAM!!!-" He yelled.
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Hell yeah. Had a lot of shit built up, nice to get it out.
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"IM CONSTANTLY ANGRY!!!" Yeah, this guy was really angry alright.
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Well, uh, I'm gonna go now. See ya
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"GO THEN!" Still stomping those remains...
