So I got a match on tinder and I am going to do an experiment where people tell me what to say. I will post the responses.
http://imgur.com/WCYyXXX
Last things said so everyone has a starting point.
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Wtf Its a Cat! How are you going to communicate with this "Cat" person? Is it a outdoor or indoor cat? How do "cat people" get their own dating app? Is there more of them?
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
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Damn that's a dead convo, brother.
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Ask "do you like a cooked breakfast?" If she replies yes then respond with "come round mine then and I'll scramble your eggs"
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Edited by Woupsea: 7/7/2016 4:25:54 AMSo get two matches. Copy/paste the last thing that they say and send that line to the other one. Then watch them have an incredibly strange conversation with eachother. [spoiler]that girl is dull as shit btw.[/spoiler]
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Say I is a TadPaul
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Shes not interested...
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Ask if she owns strap ons
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Looks like you've already killed the convo.
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"So... What's your middle name?"
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Say: do you want to know more about my hentai addiction?
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Do toast/envelope
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Say: [b]hiiiiiiii[/b]
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Have you heard of the show Sister Wifes?
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[quote]rawr *nuzzles* xdddddd[/quote]
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[quote]Do you like minion memes?[/quote]
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[quote]Hey, let's debate about religion.[/quote]
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[quote]Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?[/quote]
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No updates all day. Fake and gay
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Ask her if she accepts mail, and her favorite type of toast.
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"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
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[quote]So I got a match on tinder and I am going to do an experiment where people tell me what to say. I will post the responses. http://imgur.com/WCYyXXX Last things said so everyone has a starting point.[/quote] "Holy Shit, have you ever seen a prolapse, it's horrifying" If she questions why your asking say your Xbox friends brought it up
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Ask if she has kids. Then make a remark about beef drapes besed on her reply.
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Say "let's have rough sex in the middle of a parking lot"
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Ask her if she's into butt stuff