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7/7/2016 12:27:58 PM
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"Have as much fun in a Deamon infested death ship with a chance of dying that's rather high only to survive and get murdered by an edgy military organisation.."
[i]He didn't even notice himself being a pessimistic asshole. [/i]
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"You know I just realized something. I have no clue how Eldar biology works, for all we know I just got really fücking lucky. Then again she was a....you know. Also stop being a pessimistic shitlord. You're worse than Chloanne now."
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"Man, listen. I have no clue how like ninety-nine percent of all lifeforms' anatomy in this place. Humans. And what was Macha..? S-Sorry.. I didn't realize it.. Again, sorry.."
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"She was some Eldar Demigod thing..I don't know exactly. (Don't take that too seriously, that's just what Lings saying) and it's fine, just try not to be one again."
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"An Eldar demigod thing? Well, shit, lemme add her to the list of things not to piss off.. That's a long list.. And I'll do my absolute best, just slap me or something if I get edgy again."
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"She should have already been on the list. Sometimes when I speak to her I'm afraid of getting bitchslapped." Chloanne moaned a bit in her sleep as she shuffled around on her bed. "[i]Let's try not to wake up her...[/i]" He whispered.
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"Yeah, well, I didn't know enough about her to add her, so now she's on on it.." [i]He whispered in response, his eyes darting over to Chloanne before going back to Ling. He takes a small sip of his now pretty cold coffee in the process. [/i] "Oh shit.. I completely forgot about this.. At least it's still warm enough.." [i]He muttered to himself before chugging the rest of his coffee down. [/i]
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"[i]I seriously want to bring this into another room.[/i]" Chloanne is the spawn of Satan confirmed. "[i]Do you think we can get a wheelchair or some shit?[/i]"
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"Hold your horses.." [i]He whispered as he set the cup down on the bed like some fücking idiot, and shifted around with a couple groans until his legs were dangling off the edge. Then, as he bit his lower lip to keep himself silent, he pushed himself off the bed, placing himself on his feet with another groan. [/i] "I'm not crippled yet you bastard.."
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Ling was kind of cringing on how painful that was. "You sure you can walk yet? I mean your leg is still in a fücking cast." He walked over to help him stay standing. "I mean like, that is pretty crazy to just do that."
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"I can limp, is that good enough? And luckily I am pretty crazy.." [i]He whispered as he wrapped his arm around Ling's neck to, well, keep himself up and standing. [/i] "Thanks, man.. Now let's get out of this room before we wake anger incarnate over there up or the nurses force me back into bed.."
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Ling lifted his body as high as he could, then he started to slowly walk "You realize I'm probably going to carry you out due to being chased right?"
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[i]With them both being around six feet, that wasn't much needed. [/i] "Oh my, my knight in shining armor is gonna carry me to safety.." [i]He said, giggling like a little shit, the pain making him a little.. unstable and delirious. [/i]
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"[i]Shh! You'll wake you know who..[/i]" He said looking back at Chloanne, who was sound asleep. They walked to the door, with Ling slowly turning the doorknob carefully. As to not wake the beast-I mean Chloanne.
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"I don't want to wake the beast.." [i]He whispered, giggling even more as he timidly walked with Ling, leaning on him in the process. [/i]
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He slowly opened the door, careful to not wake the Spawn of Satan. They squeezed through slowly, then they were in the hall.
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"Okay.. Now where to?" [i]He still whispered to Ling, still leaning on him with a dazed look in his eyes. [/i]
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"Well, if we go out the entrance the nurses and doctors will be all over my as-Wait a damn minute I'm a fücking Inquisitor. I don't have to deal with their shit." Ling just realized that, and therefore is a dumb idiot. They walked down to the entrance and a shitstorm of nurses chased after.
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"Yay! We're getting out of this place of angry beasts and eternal boredom! FUN AND SURVIVAL, HERE I COME!" [i]He quite literally yelled the last part, much to the dismay of basically everyone, but he didn't care. He had broken bones that were hurting to care about. [/i]
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They exited the building and Nurses shouted vulgar curses at the both of them. The General Quarters was basically the same, nothing changed a bit. "Wait..where do you plan on going?"
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"Miri's warehouse, where else? It's basically my home now. Pleasant place.. You going back to your wifey and kids? Well, if you go back to one you simultaneously go back to the other but whatever.."
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"I wouldn't say Macha and I are married...yet. But to the warehouse we go! Just remember to relax and not do straining things okay? I'm expecting to get a stern talking to and a slap on the wrist for doing this from her." He said as they walked to Miris warehouse.
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"Shhh, she's your wife in my eyes, aight? Look at my hazel brown eyes and see the fact that she's your wife in my eyes?.. I can't think straight.. And sorry about that.." [i]He said, looking back at the Medicae. [/i] "Those were bad nurses with their swearing, eh?"
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"That is the weirdest thing I have heard in my lifetime." He looked back at the Medicae. "It's like I can see the hellfire spewing from her mouth at this moment. Probably talking shit to nurses." Ling sighed as they continued on.
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"Glad I could accomplish that goal.." [i]He said, looking back in front of him with a deep breath. [/i] "I highly doubt Miri is gonna be happy with me with either.. I shouldn't be on my feet, let alone leave the damn hospital.."
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"Yeah and I'm going to get blamed also. So atleast we'll be in trouble together." After a while off Walking they eventually made it to the warehouse. "Now if you need a free pass out of trouble just say it was my fault. I'm fine with getting the heat."
