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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by OldManGehrman:
7/8/2016 3:04:25 AM
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[b]Instead of skin, you appear to touch literal plastic.[/b]
""[i]Oh dear...something pushed me over...Is this place haunted?[/i]
"Oh, no. Well, haunted by ignorant teens, maybe."
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UGH! [b]i jump back because I felt plastic[/b]
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[i]"Erm...what was that?"[/i] "Tubbs. Damnit." [i]"Please refrain from using swear words, Mr. Gehrman!"[/i]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 7/8/2016 3:27:15 AM[b]i push Gehrman[/b]
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[b]He grabs you and throws you to the ground, not being able to see you...[/b] "TUBBS!"
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[b]i simply jump back first[/b]
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"CAN YOU STOP BEING INVISIBLE?!"
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[b]i stay silent[/b]
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"You know what? Let's go somewhere more private." [b]Gehrman leaves. The woman follows, not before looking for you.[/b] [i]"Tubbs...I'll have to remember you."[/i]
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[b]i follow[/b]
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[b]The woman stops.[/b] [i]"...Would you like a cookie?!"[/i]
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COOKIE!? [b]i uncloak[/b]
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[i]"Here you are."[/i] [b]The woman simply hands you a cookie.[/b]
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[b]i eat in a millisecond[/b] MORE!!!!
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[b]She snickers and hands you another.[/b]
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[b]i eat it then mug her for all her cookies[/b]
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[i]"Ah, no. Be patient."[/i] [b]She simply slaps you away.[/b]
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Ow... [b]i slap her back and my eyes turn all red[/b] [b]my voice sounds demonic[/b] GIVE ME THE COOKIES!!!
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[i]"Ouch!"[/i] [b]She slaps you again.[/b]
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[b]we get into an intense slapping battle[/b]
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[b]The Doll is smiling the entire time, clearly enjoying slapping you. And being slapped.[/b]
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[b]i backhand her with super strength sending her to rag doll back a couple feet[/b]
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[b]She goes flying, but gets back up again. She appears not to be wounded.[/b]
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[b]i tackle her[/b] GIVE ME THE COOKIES!!!!
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[i]"Can you ask nicely?"[/i]
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
