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7/12/2016 3:42:27 AM
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[b]The most mundane shit.[/b]
Ling had just woken up, next to his dearly beloved. With a face full of hair and a ear poking his eye out, not literally of course. A couple months has passed since they first met. It was rather funny to him, seeing how when they first met they both wanted to get rid of each other. Now seeing a couple months has passed since then they were both laying in bed with each other. Fallen in love and one of them was pregnant.
Ling gave her a kiss upon the cheek as he got up and dressed in a simple grey shirt and black pants. He walked into another room and grabbed a collapsible chair. Ling then walked into the living room and grabbed a book, it wasn't a thick as most books.
He then opened the door, sighing as he saw the outside of his Quarters. Ling then set up the chair right outside his house and plopped down in it, opening his book. His reasoning for sitting outside was to probably see something new or just look at those odd Jade Dragons roam their Grove.
[spoiler]Open, it's nothing grand though. But this allows for a ton of situations and freedom.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Why the hell is this up all the way here?[/spoiler]
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[i]An armoured figure known as Jason had been scouting the Jade Dragons' Grove out before noticing Ling, and approaching the Chinese-sounding guy - only, there was one weird thing.. he was carrying Lucas bridal style in good arms. Once the pair was within ten feet of Ling, they both spoke up, [/i] "Oy Ling, ya ol' bastard." [b]"Hello!"[/b]
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he's not Chinese u racist fuk. "Hey, are the both of you getting married already? How come I wasn't invited?" He said jokingly.
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"Ling" sounds Chinese as fuk tho. "Ah, well, ya see; you'd just be an edgy li'l shitlord." [i]Jason said with a chuckle and and a joking tone. [/i] [b]"And you'd probably hoard all the booze."[/b] [i]Lucas said, also with a joking tone and a chuckle. [/i]
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"Ha, ha. I wouldn't want any, it tastes like shit. Besides, I made a promise to Macha that I wouldn't drink any more booze. Speaking of which, I also said I wouldn't leave her alone much here anymore." He said to the couple. "So uh..the fück you want from me?"
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"That li'l chicko is wrappin' ya 'round her pretty li'l lady fingers, sounds like." [b]"Like you know anything about relationships and stuff.."[/b] "I wasn't a virgin at the age of twenty-seven, my ol' friend. And yeah, I do know me a thing or two about women. And them relationships." [b]"Ouch.. And great news! My bones hurt less when touched so I'm healing!"[/b]
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"Yeah I know, it's just I care a lot about her. She's really the only person I have had feelings for. Also if you're healing that means...you know who is going to be back soon...I hope Lizard Man can keep her under control. I am seriously going to move the fück away from this place and her as soon as possible."
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Edited by UNUSED ACCOUNT: 7/12/2016 6:37:52 PM[b]"That's good to hear, my man. Hope you two stay together for a long time.. And about Chloe.. she "catched" me so her wounds and stuff are definitely more severe than mine.. Let's cheer for Buff Lizard Guy though.."[/b] "What's so bad about li'l ol' Chloe? That lass don't seem so bad." [b]"She's Satan spawn. Like, I was locked in a room with her for weeks until Ling came and saved me."[/b] "Oh, well, that's does sound a li'l unpleasant, I'll admit."
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"Well you haven't lived with her for literally 17 years. Well I don't have much to do, you want inside? If so just uh..be quiet." He said
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[b]"Is she seventeen? I thought she was way and way older.."[/b] "That is rude, my dear ol' friend." [b]"Yeah, yeah, shut it.. And yes, I'd love to enter. Standing outside isn't all that great.. And [i]I[/i] will be as silent as I can."[/b] "Aye, lemme just get outta me li'l suit right 'ere.." [b]"I designed this.."[/b] [i]Jason sets Lucas gently on his feet before spreading his arms, and letting the suit do its magic. The plates covering his entire backside slowly folded out, shifting around like a puzzle to free Jason until he stepped out of his suit, now wearing only his helmet, a camouflaged T-shirts, his metal dogtags, and a pair of grey shorts. He then made a sound like a car when it's locked, and chuckled. He steps out from behind the suit, and took off his helmet, showing himself for the very first time on this ship. His jawline is stark and sharp but at the same time rough, like it's chiseled out of marble or stone. He has a short beard, just more than a stubble, and grey-silverish eyes. And on top of his head was long black hair. Hanging just above his eyes, and covering half his ears. It was a sloppy mess.[/i] "Ta-da!" [b]"Do us a favour and put the helmet back on.."[/b] [i]Lucas said, giggling like a little shit while Jason faked a hurt look.[/i]
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"Chloanne is the same age as me, we went our separate ways at seventeen. Though we have had brief run-ins. Anyways I'll just head in now." Ling stood up, brushing his long hair out of his way as he walked to the door, opening it. "I can also assume you only had relationships because you kept your helmet on." He said like a little shit while walking in. The living room was nothing too special, just a couch, a small coffee table and some chairs. The kitchen entrance was nearby, along with the hallway.
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[i]The recently married couple followed the Chinese shitlord inside, Jason muttering, [/i] "Girls dig the long hair, my man.. Love to ruffle me hair up.." [b]"Girls? You're a pedophile too now?"[/b] [i]Lucas said, giggling like a little shit though he swiftly cut himself off with a pained groan when Jason softly punched Lucas's broken shoulder. [/i]
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"Sshh.." He told the two as he sat down in a chair. "Now this place isn't exactly..special. I fücking hate it on this ship, but this will have to do...Also what's you're type of girls, or boys if you're into that. I'm just curious."
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[i]Lucas sat down on a chair too, which was a little hard with his cast but he managed. Jason sat down too. [/i] [b]"There is basically no way that I can say this without looking for douchy.. I'm into sweet and cute girls; long as they have a nice personality and aren't landwhales nor twigs, I dig it."[/b] "I like meself pretty much any girl out there in the world. I can deal with 'em probably.. Bitches, sweeties. This ol' man ain't picky." [b]"But what's your type, Ling?"[/b]
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"Well I got lucky honestly, I got someone who's rather nice once you get to know her." He leaned in to the both of them. "[i]I'm going to sound like a total pervert and horny fück but..She has a nice rack and ass. Don't mention or stare at them once you meet her or I will personally cut off the both of your dicks with a butter knife.[/i]" Ling whispered and leaned back. "But yes, I too like girls who are kind and sweet. I return the favor by being kind and sweet as well."
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"First off, ya jammy bastard; how are ya gonna cut somethin' that is rock hard with a lame ass butter knife?" [i]Lucas raised his hand, clenched it into a fist, and shut his older brother up by punching him in the upper abdomen, ramming the air out of his lungs. [/i] [b]"That was fücked up."[/b] [i]Lucas said dryly while Jason simply groaned, staying calm as he mouthed a Russian insult to Lucas, though he seemed absolutely fine. After a while, Jason speaks again, [/i] "And second off.. Did ya hear that, my dear li'l brother? Our Chinese friend Ling here can be a sweet and kind li'l bastard!"
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"First off fückboy." He got up and walked into the hallway and came back out with a fücking Chainsword with two hands. "This is the butter knife." He placed it down besides the couch. "Secondly, I'm not Chinese. China isn't even a thing anymore. But thank you for realizing that I can be nice." Ling sat down on the couch now, glaring and clearly pissed the fück off.
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[i]Jason, being a shitlord extreme, looked at the Chainsword with a whistle and a grin, then his eyes dart over to Ling, and his grin immediately fades. [/i] [b]"Jason you dick.. You should leave before he.. murderizes you, like you say."[/b] "Yeah, Imma go murderize shit like some fückin' Daemons or some cult fücks. I dunno." [i]Jason got up, and just gtfo'd outta there like Hitler after he lost WWII. [/i]
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I keked. "Ruined my mood today. I swear people can just be disrespectful little shits. I know I threatened him but I just love her that much." His glaring and pissy mood toned down, though his hand was still on the Chainsword. "You hungry? Because I sure am.." Ling stood up. "I should probably put that up, it was a pain to lift into here." He said staring at the Chainsword.
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[b]"Yeah, I know. He's a ginormous asshole at times, but not always. Eh, guy got bunch of disorders from experimental meds, so yeah.. Sorry about that.[/b] [i]He said, his eyes darting over to the doorway before looking back at Ling, and continuing,[/i] [b]"Yes, actually; I am fairly hungry, haven't eaten in a bit, can't get up stairs and stuff.. And how heavy is that thing by the way? It's massive and looks like it weighs.. Like, forty to fifty kilos? Probably more, maybe like.. seventy or eighty.. I'm bad at guessing weights.."[/b]
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"I don't know, I just know it weighs a fücking lot. Anyways I can make like pancakes or some shit. I would like to make bacon but last I recall, no animals that aren't somehow fücking human yet still animals are on this ship"
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[b]"Just another inconvenience, really.. Though it's like this place wants us to become vegans or something, which I don't like because I'm practically a carnivor at this point.. love me some meat.. And not in that way. But pancakes would be tasty."[/b]
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Then, the front door opened and it was someone not even Ling expected. Chloanne, looking like she could stand up too. "What the fùck? How are you.." "[i]That's easy to explain, you see..while you left me alone at that hospital, taking Lucas here with you. The doctors actually managed to fix my arm and leg for the most part..I still have to wear a cast but other than that I'm back. Since poor Lucas neglected to stay within the hospital he still has to wait for his Injuries to heal.[/i]" "Shit..alright, just sit yourself down or something. I'm making something to eat." "[i]Thank you Ling.[/i]" Chloanne limped over to the couch and sat herself down.
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[i]Lucas' eyes widened with surprise when the devil spawn walked in, though he quickly greeted her with a gentle "hello" before going off track,[/i] "I could totally make myself w pair of prosthetics.. I'd have to lose my arm and leg, but it could work.. Jason's plasma blades would make quick work of the flesh and bone.. Miri wouldn't like it though.. Hmm.."
