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Edited by sigma: 7/16/2016 9:50:24 AM
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Ironic is..

If people raged about how kids stayed at home all day without going out and meet friends, and now after Pokemon GO everyone wants them to stop play and get back home. [spoiler]Society is the real cancer sometimes[/spoiler]

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  • People are outside for the wrong reason.

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    • Ironic is... Say thing make sound smart but not

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      • Before humans and monsters and even light entered the world, the everlasting dragons ruled over the land, living in massive stone-like arch-trees that extended so high into the sky that you couldn't see their tops. The dragons were immortal and invincible with stone scales that protected them from any assault. Not much else is known about this time period in Dark Souls' lore, but after a millennia existing as beings of the darkness, the dragons’ rule was ended with the coming of fire. The light called the First Flame came from the depths of the world and contained extremely powerful Great Souls that give whoever possesses them god-like power. The Souls of Lords were found by Gwyn the Lord of Sunlight, Nito the First of the Dead, and the Witch of Izalith. The Furtive Pygmy, the first ancestor of humanity, gained the Dark Soul. Together they took their newfound power and made war against the ancient dragons. Gwyn harnessed the power of lightning to destroy the dragons' tough scales, ridding the ancient beasts of their defenses. The Witch of Izalith and her daughters of chaos unleashed great firestorms to destroy the arch-trees. Nito cast a miasma of disease on his enemies and a dragon traitor named Seath the Scaleless betrayed his own kind, sealing the destruction of all the everlasting dragons. Destroying the dragons brought an age of fire and light and prosperity for humanity. But as time went on, the light of the First Flame began to fade, along with the power of the Souls of Lords. In order to keep the age of fire from plummeting into a new age of darkness, the Witch of Izalith attempted to use her power to create a new flame, but the process morphed her and her daughters into hideous monsters and spread corruption and demons across the land. In a last ditch effort to save the flame, Gwyn sacrificed himself to fuel the First Flame, creating the undead curse and corrupting his army of loyal knights. While the Souls of Lords weakened, the Dark Soul, held by the Furtive Pygmy, became more powerful. The Pygmy split the Dark Soul into pieces creating humanity, with each human holding a small portion of the Dark Soul until they lose it and become hollow. With the world corrupted, humans who have lost their humanity and become hollow are sent to the Asylum to await the end of the world. This is where the Chosen Undead (the player) begins his or her journey.

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      • Pokemon go is shi.t

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        • Edited by The Researcher: 7/15/2016 11:34:10 PM
          Even if humanity reaches this "utopia" where things never go wrong and everything is [i]supposedly[/i] perfect society will still be upset over [i]something[/i]. They'll say "things are too perfect! This is suspicious! Like, we got half-life 3 how is that not suspicious?"

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        • This

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        • My parents lol. I'll watch tv all day but if I ask to play video games all day then they'll flip

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        • The now is bad Change is worse ~Every Middle Age Person ever~

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          • I believe in the Zodiac Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic Uh, this is something a little bit mor- Something a little bit morbidly ironic, my grandmother Uh, she was a Cancer and She was actually killed by a giant crab This is a song about the idea of irony, So strap in! My dog's stomach was very upset So I put him in the car and we went to the vet And on our way to the vet I killed a cat Hey, I said isn't that ironic? I adopted a child from overseas To rescue him from child labor factories And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-a-Bear workshop Isn't that ironic? Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? A water park has burned to the ground, and a A tow truck has broken down I always used to cry when I laughed And then I was -blam!- by a clown Isn't that ironic? I was watching Al Gore on CNN He was talking and talking and talking and then Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself Isn't that ironic? I dated an animal rights activist And one day, she got really pissed Because I was eating veal that was wrapped in "pita" bread ("PETA"? -blam!- it) Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's "pull-out" couch Isn't that ironic? I-R-O-N-I-C Yeah, if everyday you play the board game Risk You've probably never taken a Risk in your life And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the board game market A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from Operation And I can't grow a beard That one's not ironic, that one's just sad Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant My grandfather had Alzheimer's And one day we were

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            • Ironic is all the stupid asses in Dallas protesting police, but run and hide right behind the people they are protesting against when ever shit hits the fan.

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            • Ironic is... Getting hit by an ambulance

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                That's so metallic.

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              • Pokemon lives matter....

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                • Yep, you can't win lol

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                • I blame the news.

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                • Edited by Kell of Pasta: 7/14/2016 10:17:49 AM
                  I still don't go out, even though I have Pokemon Go

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