*Mortar walks into the bar, a water bottle filled to the brim with a strange, hazy liquid. You can tell in his blazing crimson eyes that he isn't here to just buy and drink, he is here to sell. Of course, he knows the repercussions, give it to the wrong people and you'll be mopping up a melted human. That is why there is a seal on the bottle saying "DO NOT GIVE TO HUMANS"* Bartender! I have your new moneymaker!