Oh hell where do I begin? Ok so my group went to investigate some cave or something. One of our friends, he was a fighter I think, missed the session but said I could take over for him. Anyways, we get into this huge cave and goblins immediately swarm us and there are like 3 big bad bugbears. Apparently they were protecting some really important thing (I don't remember a god or something) so they're like super beefed up. Well we manage to take down a few goblins and two of the bug bears but we're still getting the shit beat out of us and we had no idea how much longer we would last. It was at that moment, when all hope seemed lost bane139 caretaker of his friend's fighter took up his d20 and cried "I seduce the bug bear!" Nat 20 So with the main aggro distracted we were able to mop up the remaining goblins and miraculously save our fighter from sexytime with a bugbear. Needless to say, I was never allowed to play any of his characters again... to his knowledge...