{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/20/2016 1:51:30 AM
1
"Nope, never. Anyways, let's ge-"
[b]A cow stampedes through the courtyard, and I don't give a shit about what people say about there not being -blam!-ing cows in the dojo.[/b]
"-t this thing started."
English
-
There are no -blam!-ing cows "Get what started?"
-
[b]THE COWS WILL STAMPEDE OVER US ALL![/b] "You came here to fight, no?"
-
"I came here because you called. What we do is your choice."
-
[spoiler]... k.[/spoiler] [b]Suddenly, a paper drops from the sky. It reads,[/b] [i]The cows will never stop coming....[/i]
-
[spoiler]Not like that [/spoiler] "We can fight. Play cards. I can show you around."
-
[spoiler]Demmit, Royal. You have a vendetta against cows.[/spoiler] "Show me around, if you can."
-
Edited by Royal Blade: 7/20/2016 2:00:11 AM[spoiler]THERE ARE NO COWS [/spoiler] "Follow me."
-
[spoiler]COWS, COWS, AND MORE GODDAMN COWS![/spoiler] [b]Saelis follows.[/b]
-
[spoiler]NO[/SPOILER] [b]A few hours later, we are back at the same spot [/b] "That's the important stuff."
-
[spoiler]THE COWS! THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE FRIGGIN COMDIDIDNDNXSSJZJ[/spoiler] "Great, thanks, Royal. I'll see you around."
-
"Hold up." [spoiler]AREN'T WE GOING TO FIGHT [/spoiler]
-
[spoiler]YOU'RE THE ONE THE WAS LIKE NA FAM[/spoiler] "Yeah?"
-
[spoiler]LETS FIGHT[/spoiler] "Do you know anyone here?"
-
[spoiler]COWZ[/spoiler] "Yeah... my adoptive sister, Vio, recently came here."
-
"Ah Alright. How'd you know she came?"
-
[spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler] [spoiler]K, sorry.[/spoiler] "I was informed. Do you expect me to tell you every little detail about me?" [b]Saelis grips his broadsword tightly.[/b]
-
[b]A sword forms in Royal's hand. It glows an unidentifiable color [/b] "Easy now."
-
"I'm fine. Tell me, what do you know about Vio? Has she talked to you?"
-
"No she hasn't."
-
[spoiler]Fuh, my 15 pound music stand almost fell on my head....[/spoiler] "Oh, alright. Well, you want to fight?"
-
[spoiler]"Almost"[/spoiler] [b]He glances at your grip on the sword [/b][u][/u] "Seems that way"
-
[spoiler]Bro, do you know how much it would hurt if this thing fell on me? It almost did it again, I need to stop messing with it.[/spoiler] "Just a good-natured fight. I'll lose, I'm sure, damn magician." [b]Saelis raises his sword.[/b]
-
[spoiler]Stop playing with it [/spoiler] "Magician!? What gave you that idea?"
-
[spoiler]I CAAAHN'T[/spoiler] "I get the feeling. Well, ready?"
-
[b]Royal gets into a defence stance [/b] [spoiler]STAHP [/spoiler]
