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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/20/2016 7:37:00 PM
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[b]The village is burning. A man runs out, covered in blood.[/b] "Help us! It's the Dancer and Vordt!"
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The who now?
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[b]The man is about to say something else when a tall woman, maybe 10 feet tall, picks him up and crushes him in her hand.[/b] [i]"Hmm. Pathetic."[/i]
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I could say the same about your armor. [b]OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! REKT!!!!![/b] [b]MLG AIRHORNS[/b]
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[b]Due to your level of incompetence, you fail to notice the other killing machine doing his best impersonation of a freight train and running you over. Vordt slams into you, grabbing you and raising his mace. [/b]
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Wait wait wait! [b]i open a portal under me and another above the one that isn't a train[/b]
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Edited by Orn: 7/20/2016 8:21:35 PM[b]Vordt leaps away, letting go of you as the Dancer reaches through the portal above her, grabbing you.[/b] [i]"Hahahahaha..."[/i]
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[b]i close the portal so it cuts off Dancer's hand and I fall[/b]
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[b]Except you were dropped into the portal by Vordt, and she grabbed you. So basically, you just killed yourself.[/b]
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[b]Except I went through the portal under me and came out the one in the air, but before I hit the ground Dancer reached through the portal and grabbed me[/b] [b]i then closed the portal which cut off Dancer's arm[/b]
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[b]Vordt dropped you into the portal. Dancer grabbed you from said portal. Don't plot jack me.[/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 7/21/2016 12:46:49 AM[b]wut[/b] [b]ok hold on, I just read the reply again. Sorry, I thought he reached through the portal under me instead of the one in the air[/b] [b]anyways though, this is getting confusing[/b] I'm out! [b]i run away using super speed[/b]
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[i]"Oh. See ya!"[/i] [b]They continue slaughtering.[/b]
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