Anyone here played some DnD in their lifetime? If so, I want to hear your stories! Did you ever roll a 1 in combat and nearly killed your whole team? Were you a homeless wizard that magically created a mansion out of thin air? Or did your evil sorcerer friend mercilessly sacrifice your hafling companion to the God of Death? Post yours in the comments below!
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One time my party had stopped in a city and I went into the magic shop, and I didn't have enough money to buy anything so I seduced the shopkeeper for a discount (was playing a minotaur that game your welcome for that image) and so I then pickpocketed the money back and tried to intimidate her for another discounted item but she called the guards and so when I went outside I rolled a natural 20 and killed all 7 guards+burned down the shop with my chain lightning staff (we were younger then and just kinda winging this new dnd thing) but before the entire shop went up in flames I ran back inside and grabbed the item and pushed the shop keeper into the fire (no witnesses) and ran