The number looked like one of those machine number so I decided to -blam!- around and decided to act like Machin also
I tried speaking in my best machine answerer voice:
> Press 1 for Engl...
I hear a dial on the phone from the other side of the call
I look at the phone and see he pressed 1
A devilish smile and an idea was gleaned from that moment
>Press 1 for exxxtra small, Press 2 for big tits, press 3 for underage...
Guy immediately hangs up
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This is perfect.