originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[b]Just then, Ornstein appears, walking towards the corpse of the dead man. He looks straight at the two, nodding.
Behind the sharpshooter and Zeln, the earth shook as Smough approached, holding his hammer.[/b]
[i]"Well then...nice shot."[/i]
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[b]Ez throws her knife at Ornstein's neck, before shooting him in the head with her rifle.[/b] [b]Zeln continues firing at Smough's legs.[/b]
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[b]He catches the knife but can't dodge the shot, still tackling her. Although the armor saved him...[/b] "JESUS CHRIST WOMAN...I'm not gonna kill you...OW...my head... If I get off of you, will you give me a break?! Damnit, that hurt..." [b]Theres a massive dent on his helmet, even some blood can be seen.[/b] "...please? Jeez..." [i]"Don't be that way."[/i] [b]Smough runs after Zeln, the ground shaking as he does so.[/b] [i]"Slow down, this isn't funny!"[/i]
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"[i]Uh... sure?[/i]" [b]Ez looks confused.[/b] "[i]I thought the point of a fight was to kill the other person.[/i]" [b]Zeln turns around.[/b] "What? I thought we were fighting!"
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"Uh...yeah...and you just nearly blew my head off...ow. I demand to atleast poke you with my spear." [i]"STAND STILL AND DIE!"[/i] [b]Smough leaps with surprising agility, slamming down upon Veln.[/b] [spoiler]This is funny...[/spoiler]
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"[i]Okay. Touch my hand with the spear. Don't poke too hard, a sniper's trigger finger is the most important part of her body.[/i]" [b]She holds out a hand.[/b] "WHAT THE HELL!" [b]While Smough is in midair, Zeln plants a bomb on his left leg, runs, and detonates it.[/b]
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[b]He just kinda pokes Ez's hand.[/b] "K." [b]Meanwhile, Smough falls over from the explosion. The armor there has been torn a little.[/b] [i]"Okay, that's IT!"[/i] [b]Smough charges, slamming down upon Veln again.[/b]
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"[i]Okay... um.[/i]" [b]Ez stands there awkwardly.[/b] "AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGH!" [b]Smough lands on top of him, crushing him. Zeln sticks his gun into the tear he made in Smough's armor, and fires a full magazine in.[/b]
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"Yeah, I'm not the hurting type. We should probably get going." [b]Orn gets up, attempting to pull her up too.[/b] "Either Smough will be dead or Veln will be dead...great." [i]"HEY HEY HEY!! OW!!"[/i] [b]Smough's leg starts bleeding tremendously. He slams down with his hammer.[/b]
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[b]Ez grabs Orn's arm, and pulls herself up.[/b] "[i]I'm hoping it's neither....[/i]" [b]The hammer smashes Zeln's left arm.[/b] "OW OW OW! GOD DAMN YOU!" [b]He reloads, and fires another full mag into Smough's leg.[/b]
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"Yeah..." [b]Smough's leg is practically being torn to pieces.[/b] [i]"GODDAMN YOU TOO!"[/i] [b]He raises his hammer again.[/b]
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[b]Orn and Ez reach the area where Zeln and Smough are fighting.[/b] "Uhm.... Is this... safe?" [b]The hammer smashes Zeln's arm in the same spot, and the loud [i]crack[/i] of a bone breaking is easily audible.[/b] "AAAAGH! FUUUUUCK!" [b]He reloads again, firing another magazine into the same spot.[/b]
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"My god..." [i]"AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"[/i] [b]Smough is just swinging his hammer around at this point, limping on what remains of his leg.[/b] "Oh...oh no. This isn't safe at all."
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"[i]We need to... uh....[/i]" [b]She winces as the hammer snaps Zeln's arm straight off.[/b] "[i]Oh... oh my....[/i]" [b]Zeln stabs a short sword through the tear in the armor, completely cutting off Smough's leg.[/b]
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"HOLY FÚCK." [b]Smough falls over, yelling out "my leg".[/b] [b]Ornstein runs over to Zeln.[/b]
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"AHH, MY FUСKING ARM!" [b]Zeln yells, as Ez runs up to Smough.[/b] "[i]Oh, god, that leg looks... disgusting....[/i]"
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"We need to get you inside...unless you want a prosthetic." [i]"...Oh no....I'm completely fine... IT BURNS OH GOD..."[/i]
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"[i]They'll need prosthetics.[/i]" [b]Ez grabs Zeln, and picks him up.[/b] "AH! CAREFUL! OHHH MY ARM IT HUUURTS...."
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"...We can always use the reconstruction thingy, but..." [i]"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"[/i]
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"[i]A reconstruction thingy? How does that work?[/i]" "FUUUCK YOOU SMOOUUGHH!"
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"Uh...it allows people to regrow their limbs, vitals...just to keep them alive...you'll need their bodies though." [i]"FUUUCK YOU TOO VELN!!!"[/i]
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"[i]We'd better get them there, then[/i]" [b]Ez continues dragging Zeln.[/b] "WHO THE FUUCK IS VELN, BITCH?"
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[i]"YOU'RE HYPOCRITICAL, CALLING OTHERS BITCHES WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY A BITCH!"[/i] "Chill out." [b]Orn tries to drag Smough. He sorta does.[/b]
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[b]Hours later, they finally arrive at the dojo, both Smough and Zeln are passed out. Ez is sweating heavily.[/b] "[i]Ugh... my god....[/i]"
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"Just...a lil more...Y'know... Oh god..." [b]Orn opens the door to the Dojo, and continues pulling Smough.[/b] [spoiler]Inb4 drunk Anri.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]inb4moredrunkVio[/spoiler] "[i]I swear, I'm never letting Zeln fight ever again.... Lead the way....[/i]"