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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/24/2016 4:18:06 AM
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[i]"You're worst friend. I mean, you're best nightmare.[/i]
[b]He laughs.[/b]
[i]"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Smough. Little bro's coming."[/i]
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"[i]Uh... sure?[/i]" [b]Ez looks confused.[/b] "[i]I thought the point of a fight was to kill the other person.[/i]" [b]Zeln turns around.[/b] "What? I thought we were fighting!"
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"Uh...yeah...and you just nearly blew my head off...ow. I demand to atleast poke you with my spear." [i]"STAND STILL AND DIE!"[/i] [b]Smough leaps with surprising agility, slamming down upon Veln.[/b] [spoiler]This is funny...[/spoiler]
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"[i]Okay. Touch my hand with the spear. Don't poke too hard, a sniper's trigger finger is the most important part of her body.[/i]" [b]She holds out a hand.[/b] "WHAT THE HELL!" [b]While Smough is in midair, Zeln plants a bomb on his left leg, runs, and detonates it.[/b]
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[b]He just kinda pokes Ez's hand.[/b] "K." [b]Meanwhile, Smough falls over from the explosion. The armor there has been torn a little.[/b] [i]"Okay, that's IT!"[/i] [b]Smough charges, slamming down upon Veln again.[/b]
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"[i]Okay... um.[/i]" [b]Ez stands there awkwardly.[/b] "AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGH!" [b]Smough lands on top of him, crushing him. Zeln sticks his gun into the tear he made in Smough's armor, and fires a full magazine in.[/b]
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"Yeah, I'm not the hurting type. We should probably get going." [b]Orn gets up, attempting to pull her up too.[/b] "Either Smough will be dead or Veln will be dead...great." [i]"HEY HEY HEY!! OW!!"[/i] [b]Smough's leg starts bleeding tremendously. He slams down with his hammer.[/b]
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[b]Ez grabs Orn's arm, and pulls herself up.[/b] "[i]I'm hoping it's neither....[/i]" [b]The hammer smashes Zeln's left arm.[/b] "OW OW OW! GOD DAMN YOU!" [b]He reloads, and fires another full mag into Smough's leg.[/b]
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"Yeah..." [b]Smough's leg is practically being torn to pieces.[/b] [i]"GODDAMN YOU TOO!"[/i] [b]He raises his hammer again.[/b]
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[b]Orn and Ez reach the area where Zeln and Smough are fighting.[/b] "Uhm.... Is this... safe?" [b]The hammer smashes Zeln's arm in the same spot, and the loud [i]crack[/i] of a bone breaking is easily audible.[/b] "AAAAGH! FUUUUUCK!" [b]He reloads again, firing another magazine into the same spot.[/b]
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"My god..." [i]"AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"[/i] [b]Smough is just swinging his hammer around at this point, limping on what remains of his leg.[/b] "Oh...oh no. This isn't safe at all."
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"[i]We need to... uh....[/i]" [b]She winces as the hammer snaps Zeln's arm straight off.[/b] "[i]Oh... oh my....[/i]" [b]Zeln stabs a short sword through the tear in the armor, completely cutting off Smough's leg.[/b]
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"HOLY FÚCK." [b]Smough falls over, yelling out "my leg".[/b] [b]Ornstein runs over to Zeln.[/b]
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"AHH, MY FUСKING ARM!" [b]Zeln yells, as Ez runs up to Smough.[/b] "[i]Oh, god, that leg looks... disgusting....[/i]"
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"We need to get you inside...unless you want a prosthetic." [i]"...Oh no....I'm completely fine... IT BURNS OH GOD..."[/i]
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"[i]They'll need prosthetics.[/i]" [b]Ez grabs Zeln, and picks him up.[/b] "AH! CAREFUL! OHHH MY ARM IT HUUURTS...."
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"...We can always use the reconstruction thingy, but..." [i]"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"[/i]
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"[i]A reconstruction thingy? How does that work?[/i]" "FUUUCK YOOU SMOOUUGHH!"
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"Uh...it allows people to regrow their limbs, vitals...just to keep them alive...you'll need their bodies though." [i]"FUUUCK YOU TOO VELN!!!"[/i]
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"[i]We'd better get them there, then[/i]" [b]Ez continues dragging Zeln.[/b] "WHO THE FUUCK IS VELN, BITCH?"
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[i]"YOU'RE HYPOCRITICAL, CALLING OTHERS BITCHES WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY A BITCH!"[/i] "Chill out." [b]Orn tries to drag Smough. He sorta does.[/b]
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[b]Hours later, they finally arrive at the dojo, both Smough and Zeln are passed out. Ez is sweating heavily.[/b] "[i]Ugh... my god....[/i]"
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"Just...a lil more...Y'know... Oh god..." [b]Orn opens the door to the Dojo, and continues pulling Smough.[/b] [spoiler]Inb4 drunk Anri.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]inb4moredrunkVio[/spoiler] "[i]I swear, I'm never letting Zeln fight ever again.... Lead the way....[/i]"
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[spoiler]XD.[/spoiler] "Y...yeah...ok..." [b]Orn leads Ez to a large building.[/b] "Lemme just...take him...and uh, yeah..." [b]He seems to be trying to pick up Zeln.[/b]
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[spoiler]Eks dee.[/spoiler] [b]He picks him up with ease.[/b] "[i]Where's the reconstructomabob?[/i]"
