Eris' Raisins are in my vault. Waiting. Waiting for PURPOSE. For USE. Are they part of a quest? Perhaps for an exotic Kvostov? For a 335 Artifact? Why are they there? Are they OP?
They radiate their thoughts onto the SURFACE OF MY MIND. (Like Fingers.)
I must EAT you oh bearer mine.
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They're so -blam!-ing OP bro
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Long answer: yes. Short answer: yes.
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Those damn raisins are going to sot in my inventory until this damn game ends. I will always have emergency rations.
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California raisins are being nerfed as we speak. They're on fire.
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Maybe you throw them at a Guardian wedding??
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I once ate a raisin as a sunsinger and gained the ability to blink through walls and make bubbles after every melee. I ate a second and became wreathed in void energy, the black flames forming wings as I took flight and started performing sick 360 no-scopes with my newfound arc golden gun. Greedy for power, I ate a third. Oh the third. I became one with the Nine, gaining the power of an omnipotent deity in Exo form, bending reality to my will. I ate the fourth. "What is this hunger?" I ask. And the fifth. The sixth. Then the box. I became trapped in the void between realms, my infinite mind my only companion. I contemplated on the Sword Logic and the advanced capabilities of the Vex, which were simple to me now. I used my learnings and power to escape the void at the cost of my left arm. Returned now to Earth I fought my way to the Tower to share my learnings and implore Eris what these raisins were. First stop was Ikora, she had to know everything, so I told her. Next was Eris. "Eris," I ask, "what were those raisins that you gave me?" "Guardian," she began, "I laced every single one of those raisins in a hive hallucinatory drug. None of it was real and consuming the whole box at once will likely cause permanent brain damage." "Nonsense!" I cry, "I am one with the Nine! I am all powerful! I became one with the void and lived!" As I yelled some very large robots came and strapped me into a vertical gurney, sealing my mouth away as well as my body. I allowed months to pass, waiting for my time, building energy. I refused food and water, unfortunately I'm an Exo and don't need those things. Finally years passed and I was able to die. I waited for them to take me out to activate my Radiance. And I came back. I destroyed the bots that had me and fled the tower. My arm was returned and I was whole again. I fled to the Reef and waited for Xur. He recognized me immediately upon his arrival, hailing me down. "Check this out, homie," he said. "Xur," I began, "I'm not here for your trinkets. Return me to the Nine." And so he did. I sat with the Nine, now the Ten, for many years. Only after all these years did I realize that these Nine were the programming team at Bungie. They had spent all these years building a nerf for sunsingers to overthrow me. I was too late to stop them though, they nerfed me and I was mortal once again. My firebolts were useless, my fists no longer gave me the shield I once knew, and my radiance lasted a very short time. So don't eat the raisins, raisins lead to nerfs. The end.
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Pro Tip: You can use those and the rotten candy with 1000 Blue Polyphage at the crafting table across from Lord Saladin to make Gjallarthorns.
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Deleted mine yesterday. Why did I hold onto them for song long? I don't know
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definitely. it's just not fair. titans are using them to make their shoulder charges stronger and it's just not fair. waaaahhhhh
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I once heard a squeaker going on about how the raisins will be important and required to progress through a year 10 quest. I dismissed it because it was just a kid doing what kids do (#NeverForget Mew under the truck) but it kinda got me thinking...
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Raisins need to be nerfed. They do way too much damage.
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Edited by Reaper_Slayer2: 7/25/2016 3:58:17 AMI have no idea what they do.... so I got rid of mine. Lol I feel like it should be something you throw at enemies 😂