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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/26/2016 2:31:17 AM
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"We *Gag* aren't in love! She's my *Cough* cousin! Help me please!"
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[b]Zeln walks over, and pulls Sapphire off Sketch.[/b]
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*Sketch stands back up and brushes himself off.* "Thanks..." *Sapphire starts growling at Zeln.* "Oh, you may want to let go of her..."
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[b]Zeln drops Sapphire.[/b] "Sooo, when does this craziness end?"
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*Sapphire starts walking around on all fours, sniffing the ground.* "She'll probably be like this for the rest of the day..."
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"Oh dear...." "[i]That'll be fun.[/i]"
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"Well considering she's stronger than all of us which makes her basically impossible to control, I'm pretty certain this won't be fun..."
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"Alright, well." "[i]Have fun![/i]" [spoiler]Fin?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Not yet[/spoiler] "Hey what are you talking about? I can't do this by myself!"
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"Oh my...." "[i]Uh....[/i]" "We'll try our best.... What do you need?"
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"We need to try and get her somewhere where she can stay until she starts thinking straight again."
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"Hmmm." "[i]What about her room?[/i]"
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"Yeah that could work... How will we get her there though?" *Sapphire sniffs at a patch of grass and starts eating it.*
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"Can't we just try to carry her?" "[i]Or lure her there with something.[/i]"
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"Carrying her would not be a good idea but luring could work..."
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"What do we lure her with?" "[i]Sketch's lovely scent, obviously. It's obvious, as they're in love![/i]" "Ez, you're so weird."
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"I am not in love with her!!! She's my cousin!!!" *The shouting startles Sapphire a little.*
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"What do we lure her with?" "[i]Incest is wincest.[/i]" "WHAT DO WE LURE HER WITH."
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"I'm not in love with Sapphire I'm in love with Leyla! Now let's just try luring... Uh, um..." *He freezes when he realizes what he just said and looks at them.*
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"Whoa, dude." "[i]Brooo, that is waay cool.[/i]"
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"H-huh?"
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"Shipped." "[i]Don't be like that.[/i]" "Do you need girl advice?" "[i]You don't even have a girlfriend yet, Zeln.[/i]" "I can pretend you are." "[i]Ew, definitely not.[/i]"
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"As good as it felt to say that... Can we just get back to figuring out how to lure Sapphire back to my box?"
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"Oooookay." "[i]But tell us if you need anything![/i]" "What were we luring her with, again?"
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"Thanks, and do you have any food on you? That might work..."
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[b]Zeln pulls out a massive bag of beef jerky.[/b] "[i]No, Zeln! We're saving that for a long stakeout![/i]" "Well, it doesn't seem like we're going to have to stakeout...." "[i]Ugh... fine....[/i]"
