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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/26/2016 3:44:36 AM
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"We need to try and get her somewhere where she can stay until she starts thinking straight again."
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"Hmmm." "[i]What about her room?[/i]"
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"Yeah that could work... How will we get her there though?" *Sapphire sniffs at a patch of grass and starts eating it.*
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"Can't we just try to carry her?" "[i]Or lure her there with something.[/i]"
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"Carrying her would not be a good idea but luring could work..."
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"What do we lure her with?" "[i]Sketch's lovely scent, obviously. It's obvious, as they're in love![/i]" "Ez, you're so weird."
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"I am not in love with her!!! She's my cousin!!!" *The shouting startles Sapphire a little.*
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"What do we lure her with?" "[i]Incest is wincest.[/i]" "WHAT DO WE LURE HER WITH."
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"I'm not in love with Sapphire I'm in love with Leyla! Now let's just try luring... Uh, um..." *He freezes when he realizes what he just said and looks at them.*
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"Whoa, dude." "[i]Brooo, that is waay cool.[/i]"
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"H-huh?"
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"Shipped." "[i]Don't be like that.[/i]" "Do you need girl advice?" "[i]You don't even have a girlfriend yet, Zeln.[/i]" "I can pretend you are." "[i]Ew, definitely not.[/i]"
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"As good as it felt to say that... Can we just get back to figuring out how to lure Sapphire back to my box?"
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"Oooookay." "[i]But tell us if you need anything![/i]" "What were we luring her with, again?"
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"Thanks, and do you have any food on you? That might work..."
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[b]Zeln pulls out a massive bag of beef jerky.[/b] "[i]No, Zeln! We're saving that for a long stakeout![/i]" "Well, it doesn't seem like we're going to have to stakeout...." "[i]Ugh... fine....[/i]"
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*Sapphires eyes widen and she starts purring but Sketch suddenly stands between you and Sapphire.* "No! Put that away!"
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[b]Zeln quickly puts the beef jerky away.[/b] "Umm, okay?"
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"We don't eat mammals... She may want to when she's lost control but trust me, she won't be happy when she goes back to normal... Do you have any chicken or fish or something?"
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[b]Zeln pulls out fresh, dead chicken from who-knows-where.[/b] "Here." "[i]Where did you get that?[/i]" "Шллатаоьаадлвцдвл." "[i]Ohh, of course.[/i]"
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*Sapphire leaps at Zeln in an attempt to get the chicken.*
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[b]Zeln lifts it higher up.[/b] "Oh, well, now we know what she wants."
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*She tries grabbing it with her claws.* "You should probably start running..."
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[b]Zeln dashes towards Sketch's room, Ez in pursuit.[/b]
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*Sapphire is following close behind Zeln. Sketch runs in front and opens up the box.* "Throw the chicken in!"
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[b]Zeln throws the chicken in.[/b]
