I once ate a raisin as a sunsinger and gained the ability to blink through walls and make bubbles after every melee. I ate a second and became wreathed in void energy, the black flames forming wings as I took flight and started performing sick 360 no-scopes with my newfound arc golden gun. Greedy for power, I ate a third. Oh the third. I became one with the Nine, gaining the power of an omnipotent deity in Exo form, bending reality to my will. I ate the fourth. "What is this hunger?" I ask. And the fifth. The sixth. Then the box. I became trapped in the void between realms, my infinite mind my only companion. I contemplated on the Sword Logic and the advanced capabilities of the Vex, which were simple to me now. I used my learnings and power to escape the void at the cost of my left arm. Returned now to Earth I fought my way to the Tower to share my learnings and implore Eris what these raisins were. First stop was Ikora, she had to know everything, so I told her. Next was Eris. "Eris," I ask, "what were those raisins that you gave me?" "Guardian," she began, "I laced every single one of those raisins in a hive hallucinatory drug. None of it was real and consuming the whole box at once will likely cause permanent brain damage." "Nonsense!" I cry, "I am one with the Nine! I am all powerful! I became one with the void and lived!" As I yelled some very large robots came and strapped me into a vertical gurney, sealing my mouth away as well as my body. I allowed months to pass, waiting for my time, building energy. I refused food and water, unfortunately I'm an Exo and don't need those things. Finally years passed and I was able to die. I waited for them to take me out to activate my Radiance. And I came back. I destroyed the bots that had me and fled the tower. My arm was returned and I was whole again. I fled to the Reef and waited for Xur. He recognized me immediately upon his arrival, hailing me down. "Check this out, homie," he said. "Xur," I began, "I'm not here for your trinkets. Return me to the Nine." And so he did. I sat with the Nine, now the Ten, for many years. Only after all these years did I realize that these Nine were the programming team at Bungie. They had spent all these years building a nerf for sunsingers to overthrow me. I was too late to stop them though, they nerfed me and I was mortal once again. My firebolts were useless, my fists no longer gave me the shield I once knew, and my radiance lasted a very short time. So don't eat the raisins, raisins lead to nerfs. The end.