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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/27/2016 3:11:30 PM
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*Both Sketch and Sapphire are sitting on lawn chairs in front of Sketch's box. In between them there are about ten six packs of assorted beers and both Sketch and Sapphire are holding one.*
"Merry alcohol day!"
[u]Woohoo![/u]
*By the time Sketch and Sapphire finish their first bottle, they are already drunk.*
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Edited by Skatch142: 7/28/2016 1:22:58 AM
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[b]Vio runs out to the box, grabs 5 bottles of beer, and downs them almost immediately.[/b] "Yoooooooooooo caaaats."
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"Oooooh... Heeey Veo..." [u]What ups?[/u]
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"Duuuuude, I'm liiiike, sooooooo sober right now, you gotz no idea, kitties!"
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"Reeallleh? Cuz we are drunk as f#%&..."
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"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh broooooooooooooooooo." [b]Fentis walks towards, drinks about 4829 bottles of beer, and sits.[/b] "[u]Nah, I'm still sober.[/u]"
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"Strannge cuz we both haved one bottle and we are both a lil' tipsy..." *Sketch and Sapphire are so drunk that they are about to fall out of their chairs.*
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"[u]Ey. Chill.[/u]" "Feeeeeeeeeeentis, kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" "[u]No.[/u]"
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"Wh-what about kissing?" *Sapphire falls over backwards in her chair.*
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"I-Inb4 Leeeeeeeeylaaa!" "[u]What are you talking about?[/u]"
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"Leeylaa? Where she?" *He falls over in his chair too and then starts giggling.*
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"Ahhhhhhh d'no.................."
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"Wh-where am I?"
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"Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil d'know........................"
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*Sketch points up at they sky.* "He he... Birds." [u]Ooooo they're pretty!!![/u]
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"Aaaaaaaarrreeeeeee theey fooooooooooooooooooooooood?" "[u]No eating birds, Vio.[/u]"
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"Birds are food... They taste good."
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"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur" "[u]Malik? Where's Malik?[/u]"
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"Malik's in thuh booooxxx..."
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"Ey, Maaaaaaaaalik." "[u]They're calling you food.[/u]"
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*Malik doesn't respond.* "Whhyyy you do that?"
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"Yooooooooooou sooooooooo ruuuuuuuuuuuuuude." "[u]I had to.[/u]"
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"I'm outta here..." *He tries getting up but ends up falling back over.*
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"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude." "[u]Uh.[/u]"
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"What is it?"
