Because I watched Die Hard.
[spoiler]Sources for SJW's: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4up88l/because_i_watched_die_hard/[/spoiler]
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"Something something happy little trees, now for some oranges, yellows, and intense reds [b]FOR THE FLAMING NAPALM DEATH[/b]... Errr...."