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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/29/2016 1:51:32 AM
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[i]"How are you a jerk? You're not that bad. Sorta funny, too."[/i]
"I'm not funny?!"
[i]"No. You're an asshat."[/i]
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/29/2016 1:56:37 AM"Hm. Coming from you, Smough, that isn't much."
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"What?!" [i]"Heh."[/i] [spoiler]Orn-"" Smo-[i][/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Shit. I meant Smough.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ha.[/spoiler] [i]"Why not?"[/i] "Ha!"
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"What? You know, I'm getting confused...."
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[i]"Yeah, I am too. Should I go ahead and crush Orn or something?"[/i] "Wait, what?!"
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"That sounds fun. I might join in."
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[i]"Hell yeah."[/i] [b]Smough lifts up his hammer.[/b] "Guys..."
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[b]Clari raises Bloodred Skies.[/b]
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"OH NO. NO NO NO NO NO." [b]Ornstein starts to back away as Smough slowly approaches.[/b]
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[b]Orn backs into Clari, who had suddenly appeared behind him. She gets uncomfortably close to Orn.[/b] "All you need to do is ask nicely," [b]She whispers into Orn's ear.[/b]
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"No...no no no no..." [i]"Just stay still, alright? It'll be easier for all three of us."[/i]
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[b]The blade of the scythe touches Orn's throat softly.[/b] "It'll hurt... a lot...."
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[b]He's shaking.[/b] "I...I...I'm a Lieutenant!" [i]"...And? Doesn't mean you can't run away from this."[/i]
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"Hey, if we bang, I'll let you off...." [b]Clari licks Orn's ear.[/b]
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[spoiler]OH GOD[/spoiler] "I'm...I'm in a relationship already though..." [i]"Yeah...we should just beat him up."[/i]
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[spoiler]Heh. Clari's weird like that.[/spoiler] "Hey, you know, I don't care... but it would be easier to just do what Smough said...." [b]She licks Orn's other ear.[/b]
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"This is...really, really weird...and...oh no..." [b]Smough is laughing.[/b]
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[b]Clari starts to lick Orn's neck, then pushes him at Smough.[/b]
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[b]Smough simply pushes Orn back, shaking his head.[/b]
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[b]Clari pushes him back towards Smough.[/b]
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[b]Smough pushes Orn back once again.[/b] "Stop!" [i]"Should I hit him?"[/i]
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"Yeah." [b]She pushes Orn.[/b]
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[b]As Clare pushes Orn again, Smough picks up his hammer and raises it.[/b] "NO NO N-" [b]Smough slams it into Orn, sending him flying. Ornstein slams into a wall, breaking it.[/b] [i]"Well."[/i] [b]Minutes later, Ornstein crawls out of the rubble.[/b]
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[b]Clari sits on top of Ornstein, lifts her scythe, and begins tickling Orn's neck with it.[/b]
