Hey blazers, NFKRZ here, I wanted to talk about those gimmick users who sign their posts. Please stop. You're like my grandmother, a 70 year old woman, that signs her texts. You don't need to fcking sign that shit! I know it's you! Your goddamn name is right the fck there!
Moral of this post: don't be an old woman.
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Look at the Funny flying farting ferrets that freak the friends of Frankfort, as they fail the fabric of faith, but are famous for friendship, fairness, and are faintly fabulous; fear not fuzzy little ferrets! The fascist fanatical Faculty of Flies frees the fantastical fatherly foxes from the foggiest forms of fear. Let not your fears feed the fees of the fallout of the founding fish fathers. Let your fellowship free the fauns of the forest of the fissures of the foodhills. ~ The Orwell