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"Do you need any help repairing it or anything?"
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"Yep. I need a technician or something."
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"Oh, I could fix it..."
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"Oh. Alrighty then...lets get going, I guess."
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"Yeah... Let's take it back to my house... All the tools I need are in my workshop..."
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Edited by Orn: 7/31/2016 9:41:44 PM"Alright." [b]Smough begins to follow Sketch.[/b]
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*Eventually they reach his box and Sketch opens both the doors and walks in then motions for Smough to follow.*
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[b]Smough still follows, carrying the robot still.[/b]
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*As you walk in, you see Leyla sitting on the couch reading a book. She turns around to look at you.* [b]Oh, um, hey Smough... Is that a robot?[/b] "Yeah, we brought it here so I could try and repair it..." [b]Ah, okay. Well, have fun...[/b] *She goes back to reading and Sketch opens a door then motions for you to enter.*
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[b]Smough waves, then heads inside.[/b]
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"Okay, just set 'em down on the table... What do you think the problem is?" *He starts rooting around in a toolbox.*
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"Hell if I know, to be honest." [b]Smough lightly sets it down.[/b] "I'm not...the technical type..."
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"Well, I can probably figure it out..." *He starts examining the robot.* "Hmmm it's nuclear powered... You got any uranium?"
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"Um...no. Any switches in there? To turn it on?"
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"Umm... Hold on..." *He flips a switch on the back of the head.* "Anything?"
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[b]It suddenly jumps starts, raising its head up and screaming.[/b] [i]"HOLY JESUS DANCING ON A PIE."[/i] "...What?!"
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"That was unexpected..." *Leyla sticks her head into the room.* [b]What's going on?![/b]
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[i]"AGH! MERMAID DRAGON LADY! INITIATE COMBAT SEQUENCE!"[/i] [b]It raises its hand, and a machine gun forms, pointing at Leyla. It just starts clicking. Out of ammo, it seems.[/b] [i]"DAMNIT!"[/i] "Chill...damn." [i]"SHUT UP, FATTY!"[/i] "I am not fat!"
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*Sketch pins the assaultron against the wall, pointing its head at another wall.* "Who are you, what is your purpose and why did you just try to shoot my girlfriend?!"
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[i]"GEROFF ME!"[/i] "Wait. So Leyla and Sketch are officially dating? Huh..."
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*He turns to Smough.* "Yeah... Remember alcohol day when we kissed? I seem to remember you cheering in the background... Well she agreed to be my girlfriend basically right after that... Anyways... WHO ARE YOU, WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE AND WHY'D YA TRY TO SHOOT MAH GIRLFRIEND!!!"
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"Huh. Congrats, I guess." [i]"WARNING-SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED."[/i] [b]The Assaultron's head starts spinning rapidly as a nuke inside of its chest is revealed.[/b] [i]"Surprise mother-blam!-ers! NUCLEAR DETONATION IN 5... 4... 3... 2... [b]1...[/b][/i] "GET DOWN!" [b]Nothing happens.[/b]
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[b]Was that supposed to explode and kill us all or something...[/b] "If it was then it clearly didn't do it right..."
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[i]"...Shit."[/i] "Oh. Huh. I think it was. Maybe."
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*Sketch starts violently shaking the assaultron.* "WHO ARE YOU, WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE AND WHY DID YOU JUST TRY TO SHOOT MY GIRLFRIEND THEN BLOW HER UP?!?!?!?!?! ANSWER MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"