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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/31/2016 11:59:39 PM
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"Yeah, pretty much... We give some people a trial by combat but that's only if they look especially sketchy... You are just sketchy so we're giving you the benefit of the doubt..."
[spoiler]You're already a member of the Dojo so your characters don't need to be tested but even if they did, I don't have the authority to test them and let them in...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yeah, I know. I'm only 75% percent stupid, not 76%. Pls.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Also, [quote][url=http://example.com]Sketch[/url]y[/quote]? Eh? EH?[/spoiler] "Glad to hear it."
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[spoiler]I'm not calling you stupid, and I know, that's why I chose "sketchy."[/spoiler] [b]So, do you want us to show you around?[/b]
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"Yeah, that'd be great."
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"Okay then just follow us..." *Sketch walks back to the gate and opens it, Leyla motions for you to enter.*
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[b]He does so, looking around.[/b]
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"This is our house..." *Sketch motions to a five foot tall cardboard box that's right next to the entrance.* [b]That's the training building and that's the apartment building.[/b] *Leyla points to a very large building in the center of the Dojo and then a smaller building off to the side.*
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"You live in a box?"
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"Yeah." [b]Well, I sort of jump between here and the cave...[/b]
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"Oookay. Anything else?"
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"What? My box is the size of a mansion on the inside..." [b]And the cave is furnished... It's not just some random whole in the ground where my family found and decided to live...[/b]
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"Interesting."
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[b]What?[/b]
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[b]What?[/b]
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"Nothing. Let's keep going."
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[b]Oookay...[/b] "So, where do you want us to show you next?"
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"Hm... there wouldn't happen to be any tech areas, would there?"
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[spoiler]Frankly, I have no idea what the layout is so I just start making it up as I go on from that point...[/spoiler] [b]Oh, yeah... That building off to the right of the training building is a lab...[/b]
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[spoiler]( ._.) I iz sozzries.[/spoiler] "Great! I need to go there."
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"Um, sure... Why?"
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"I'm a cyborg. I'm also a certified genius."
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"You are? I was a scientist back in my dimension... I built an attack VTOL here from memory..." [b]When it comes to technology, Sketch is probably the smartest person I know...[/b] *Leyla pets him on the top of the head and he starts wagging his tail.*
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"Oh, [i]he's[/i] smart now, huh?" [b]Omnus grins.[/b] "I built this entire body in two years."
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"Says the guy who didn't even know he was a cyborg when he first landed here about twenty minutes ago..." *She's still petting him on the head and he starts purring.*
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"Hey, we generally don't use the term "cyborg" back where I lived. And I kind of died, so excuse me."
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*Sketch is drooling a little.* "Well, I furnished my entire house with cardboard and duct tape in only a few months..." [b]Sketch, you're drooling again...[/b] "Wha? I am?" *She stops petting him.* "I keep telling you not to pet me!" [b]Sorry, you just look so happy when I do...[/b]
