originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[b]Zyln backflips out of Yuria's reach, while Omnus rolls to the side. Immediately after backflipping, Zyln pounded his feet into the ground, launching him into the air. He lands behind Yuria, spinning and slashing with both swords.[/b]
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[i][u]"I've been through pain before...ill be fine..."[/u][/i]
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"Alright... but don't start yelling in pain, and attempting to rip my arm off, like that other guy. K?" [b]He moves the robotic arm to where Yuria's arm was missing. Where the joint would be, there are a bunch of strangely organized wires. He places the arm on her, and immediately lets go. 10000 watts of electricity surge into Yuria from the arm, and a massive explosion of gas occurs, nearly blowing Omnus right out of the room. The arm stays attached.[/b]
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[b]Yuria grits her teeth, shaking intensely afterwards. She falls over, breathing loudly and still shaking.[/b]
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"Hey, you alright? Try flexing your muscles. Punch something."
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[b]Yuria's new cybernetic arm starts moving.[/b] [i][u]"Wha...oh..."[/u][/i]
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"Yeah, weird, right?" [b]Omnus smiles.[/b]
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[i][u]"Y-yeah...definitely..."[/u][/i]
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"It's a lot stronger than your old arm."
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[i][u]"Is it? Ok..."[/u][/i]
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"Yeah...."
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[u][i]"...Right..."[/i][/u] [b]She moves it around more.[/b]
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"So... this is a little awkward...."
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[i][u]"Yeah. I should go."[/u][/i] [b]Yuria gets up.[/b]
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[b]So I'm guessing it's a big KNOPE to the non-canon drama? -blam!-.[/b] [b]Omnus nods as she stands.[/b]
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[b]Iza would hunt your ass down XD[/b] [u][i]"I'll see you around, I guess."[/i][/u]
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[b]But I'm SO bored.[/b] "Yeah... see you."
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[b]Go (Lenny) with Iza then![/b] [b]Yuria leaves.[/b]
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[b]BORING! BEEN THERE, DONE THAT! I have an idea. How about an alien kidnaps and rаpes somebody?[/b]
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[b]... What the actual -blam!-, Vio. XD.[/b]
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[b]PFFT. IT WOULD BE FUN. "A green, but beautiful alien walks into the dojo. He kidnaps Ornstein, before saying "PREPARE THY ANUS""[/b]
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[b]Ornstein disappears. It was a phony! A big fat phony![/b]
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"Ah, -blam!- you!" [b]The alien yells, searching for its next target. It's bi, soooo.[/b]
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[b]Smough grabs it from behind.[/b] "Hey."
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"Oh, would you like to bang?" [b]The thirsty alien asks, unfazed.[/b]
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[b]Smough does us all a favor and crushes its brains.[/b]