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Edited by ramirez: 8/7/2016 7:24:27 AM
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Just in case somebody needs to send their #offtopic regards: I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (that's pretty much it, offtopic doesn't have a lot of copypastas to offer, but should you find one direct yourself here)

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  • Edited by LadiesMan217164: 8/8/2016 11:11:53 AM
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