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8/11/2016 5:03:04 PM
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*MORTAR COMES BACK FROM THE GRAVE FIRING OFF EXPLODING IRON BALLS AND PLASMA SNIPER SHOTS*
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  • *Warboss Jonathan of da Horde leaps down, his Star-Guard issued armor deflecting the bullets off his chest. He growls menacingly as his 20-ft frame dwarfs Mortar* "Little humie!!! You think you can beat a Warboss? WAAAAAAAGH!!!!" *He slams his hammer into Mortar, sending him flying across the valley*

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  • *He jumps to the side* If I'm a war beast, yes. *He stabs you with his godly sword*

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  • *Jonathan knocks your puny blade aside with one hand, using his hammer to slam you into the ground* "Hah!!!"

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  • *He dissolves into the ground before you can slam him and smashes you with an exploding iron ball the size of your hammer*

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  • [spoiler]you seem to forget about physics nowadays....[/spoiler] *Mortar is still crushed in the ground, the earth crushing his weak mortal frame. The iron ball(however the heck it got there) merely scratches the paint job of the Warboss's armor* "Oi!!! No one messes with my paint job!!!"

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  • FAK *He blocks it with an iron ball* [spoiler]So did Marvel with Ant man. I'd explain the "science" behind it later.[/spoiler]

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  • [spoiler]Yea, the physics in the Marvel universe are different than here. Muuuuuuch different.[/spoiler] *Jono stomps the ground, trying to smash you*

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