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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by BraveKinkajou14:
8/12/2016 10:02:54 PM
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[b][i]War's a Game. We're the players.//1200//Yed & Xaar[/i][/b]
[b]Yed and Xaar came to the gates of the Dojo. They were a strange sight, but there had undoubtedly been stranger.
Yed sat atop Xaar, his mount, proudly, carrying himself like a seasoned soldier.
He was a four foot tall... Thing. Covered in short blue fur, he had four glowing orange eyes and four cat-like ears. He wore a padded vest with many little pouches over a black shirt, rolled up at the elbows. The cargo pants he was wearing only increased the amount of stuff this little guy could have on him. Around his waist hung hundreds of dug tags, necklaces and a few pocket watches.
His arms and face were crisscrossed with scars, a reminder of his many battles. He held a most unusual weapon. A eight foot tall spear, the point curved so it could serve as both a spear and axe.
His mount, Xaar, was no less unusual.
He looked like an armless velociraptor covered in colorful feathers, most prominently red. He had a saddle on his back, with lots of pouches hanging off it.
He wore what looked like a simple metal helmet, not much more than a metal dome. It had an alert look in his eyes, on the lookout fur anything.
Yed hopped up into Xaar's head.[/b]
[i]"I think we made it Xaar."[/i]
[b]He puts his spear over his shoulder and clears his throat[/b]
[i]"IF THIS IS THE FABLED DOJO LET ME THE -blam!- IN."[/i]
English
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[spoiler]Reply you little-[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]REPLY![/spoiler]
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[b]The gates open, revealing a tiger [/b] "Hey Jackass."
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[b]He spits on the ground[/b] [i]"Who in the tarnations decided to send a tiger to greet me? I thought you folk were civilized."[/i]
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"You got a problem with that?!"
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[i]"I'm riding an adult Sengia. So no, I don't. Now do I get to come on or not?"[/i]
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"No. You gotta fight. '
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[i]"Wonderful."[/i] [b]He spins his spear menacingly and jumps onto Xaar's saddle, Xaar lowering his head so Yed can see.[/b]
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"You make the first move."
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[i]"Why thank you."[/i] [b]Xaar charges forwards, Yed holding his spear in a jousting position. Right before they reach you Xaar suddenly jumps backwards, Yed coming with. He pulls a SMG off his back mid-air, they land 20 feet away.[/b] [i]"SAY HELLO"[/i] [b]He proceeds to unleash a flurry of superheated bullets at you, whilst cackling manically.[/b]
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[b]The bullets pass by and through the man harmlessly [/b] "Nice try."
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[i]"-blam!-IN' SUPERNATURAL FOLK" [/i] [b]He throws a bunch of pelts at you, which land at your feet and explode in a cloud of green smoke.[/b]
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"What was that?"
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[b]Your visibility is now one foot in all directions. [/b] [b]From behind you his spear stabs at you. [/b]
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[b]It just goes through me, same as the bullets [/b] "I'll make this fair and become physical."
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[i]"WHY WEREN'T YOU PHYSICAL AT THE START YOU LILYLIVERED DIRT EATING SPECTRAL OOGABOOGA GHOST WALKING SPELL CASTING WITCH TRAINING WART GROWIN' SON OF A B!TCH?! DO I LOOK LIKE AN OOGABOOGA GHOST KILLING EXCORCIST OR DID THOSE COBWEBS INFECT YOUR MIND?![/i] [b]He those more pellets at you, these ones exploding with more force but no smoke.[/b]
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"Because you came in like a DOUCHE BAG!"
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Edited by BraveKinkajou14: 8/12/2016 7:00:40 PM[i]"I THOUGH WE WAS A-FIGHTIN' NOT HAVING A F-CKING TEA PARTY!"[/i] [i]His spear starts trying to stab you from all directions, he's obviously running around you.[/i]
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"That's not gonna work."
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[i]"Screw you too."[/i] [b]If you're physical now, the smoke is burning your lungs, searing your skin and rusting all metal within the cloud[/b]
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[b]I'm still not. I'm just picking on you cause your Brave [/b]
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[b]Love you too[/b] [i]"You know what? Screw you."[/i] [b]He runs past you and Xaar simply jumps the gate, Yed flipping you the bird the entire way[/b]
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"Enjoy the dojo!"
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[spoiler]It can't be that simple. I smell a catch...[/spoiler] [b]From off in the distance[/b] [i]"F-CK YOU!"[/i]
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[spoiler]The catch is that you're fighting other people with actual things happening [/spoiler]
