Just in case somebody needs to send their #offtopic regards:
I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door
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(that's pretty much it, offtopic doesn't have a lot of copypastas to offer, but should you find one direct yourself here)
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I’m Cayde-6 and this is my Tower. I work here with some asshole and a magic terrorist, Ikora, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what kind of scrub is gonna step off that ship.