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Give This An Unnecessary Amount Of Bumps

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  • Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuсk. Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuсk humanly possible. What?! (I don't a give a fuсk...) About anything, fuсk everyone and fuсk everything, what (I don't give a fuсk...) I literally don't give a fuсk about anything I don't give a fuсk about motherfuсkin' anything People care about shit, I say fuсk everything Fuсk you, fuсk me, fuсk the sky, fuсk trees, fuсk the sun I don't need heat or Vitamin D! And fuсk toasters. I don't need to cook my bread And fuсk coasters. I use a little plate instead And fuсk roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you Don't give a fuсk about chairs. I prefer to stand And fuсk air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan And fuсk the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes Demolition man's the only snipes moviе i liked And fuсk liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like Don't give a fuсk about not liking all the shit I don't like Like tissues. Fuсk them! I blow my nose on the couch And fuсk my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth Don't give a fuсk about seeing bitсh, fuсk my eyes Fuсk physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind Fuсk time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most And fuсk coasts, who gives a fuсk about where water meets land And fuсk boats, just because you float you think you're so fuсking bad And fuсk jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but... (I don't a give a fuсk...) About anything, fuсk everyone and fuсk everything, what (I don't give a fuсk...) I literally don't give a fuсk about anything Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup The girl says "small, medium, large?" I say "bitсh I don't give a fuсk" She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size" I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuсk, alright?" Don't give a fuсk about beverage size options motherfuсker And I don't give a fuсk about liquids either They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place Like human semen when I get it all over my face I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuсk about straight sex And fuсk my diсk, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead. Fuсk biological functions, fuсk the human body I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night I know its similar to batman but motherfuсk copyright I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way And fuсk birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitсh Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks diсk Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way Did I choose to not give a fuсk about ice cube trays If I want ice I'll go to the fuсking corner store and buy a bag Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfuсking drag You know what? Fuсk the word fuсk, I don't need to use it I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus (I don't a give a chainsaw...) About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what (I don't give a chainsaw...) I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuсk the most I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuсk about winning yo I don't even give a fuсk about not giving a fuсk, so I do give a fuсk... wait, what? (I give a fuсk...) About everything, I love everyone and care about everything (I give a fuсk...) I literally care about every motherfuсking thing

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