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It is estimated that the world has lost 400 years of scientific advancement because people can't stop being dicks. Wars and attacks on research centers and such.
I am now happy to intruduce the "stop being a dick" foundation. You're just short lived hydrogen, oxygen and carbon, why not make it better for generations to come?
How do you support the foundation? Just stop being a dick. Wow, you're already helping more than most.
Anyone can join as long as they follow the one simple rule: "don't be a dick".
We're all just humans, why be a dick and make life worse for some when you can stop being a dick and make life better for everyone?
I will answer all questions you might have about the "stop being a dick" foundation. Anything from politics to poetry.
[spoiler]you read all that? Good job.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Flynn: 8/13/2016 12:36:32 PMSee, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to -blam!- all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get -blam!-ed by dicks. But dicks also -blam!- assholes! And if they didn't -blam!- the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! - Drunk in Bar Team America