[i]Ok, ok. Maybe, just maybe. No, that's a dumb idea. Maybe, I could leave 50,000 pounds of cooked bacon to attract the dragons. Wait, that's also idiotic. Maybe, no, no. I think I'm going to think for a second.[/i] [b]Jäger chugs another bottle of whiskey.[/b] [i]M-maybe, we...could, create a giant explosion...and make a second Grand Canyon. Cuz I need more whiskey. Wait...that makes no sense. Or find out how to join the Legion. And blow the heads off all of those chumps. [/i] [i]Ok, ok. We need to find whoever you were talking about. And get that person to talk with the Legion to let Femtis go. Then blow there heads off while drinking more alcohol.[/i]