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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/18/2016 2:08:14 AM
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[b][i]The Monster Of The North[/i][/b]
[b]The Dojo lay still, and quiet. The grass swayed in the breeze, and so did the smaller trees. Leaves rustled, and a few people from the village near the Dojo were just able to be heard. It was very nice, and peaceful. Several birds were singing.
This perfect and peaceful harmony was soon shattered by the thud of boots on the ground. Over the horizon was a mass of what looked like people, all dressed in repurposed sports gear, or salvaged bits of Power Armor. Some of them had helmets that only had a hood, and a bandana. Some had just a pair of sunglasses. Some had fox skin helmets on. Fewer had no helmets. Even fewer had metal, plumed helmets. One of the figures stood out, though. He wore metal armor, reminiscent of an ancient Roman soldier's. The only difference was that his armor covered his entire body, not just his legs and chest. The figure also had a unique helmet on, it was a circle, with the features of an angry Roman god, and it was also plumed. The man's metallic armor glinted in the sunlight. The armor had the word 'Legate' painted on the front in red paint. He had a relatively large sword on his back, made of scavenged metal. He also had an overcharged gauss rifle on his back, beside the sword. A scoped hunting revolver lay at his hip, colored red like the rest of the men's armor. He also wore a ballistic fist on one of his hands.
As they approached, bannered men came into view. The flags bore a golden bull with a bent tail, and below that, in golden letters, was printed the words 'Caesar's Legion'. The group grew closer, and they ranked around 100 in size. They approached the main entrance.[/b]
"Profligates! Send someone out to negotiate with the mighty weight of Caesar!"
[b]The man in metal armor yelled. He had pronounced 'Caesar' with a hard k sound.[/b]
[spoiler]Open.[/spoiler]
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"Can you speak, Profligate?"
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[b][i]She shook her head, gesturing to her mouth and eyes, and making a big 'X' with her right index finger.[/i][/b]
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"Why would this so-called 'impressive' Dojo send out a physically ineffective woman? Let alone a woman at all? Send someone else."
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[i][b]She frowned, and flipped her two revolvers out of their holsters. She trained them both on the man, her extra-sensitive hearing and smell able to pinpoint his exact location.[/b][/i]
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[quote][i][b]She frowned, and flipped her two revolvers out of their holsters. She trained them both on the man, her extra-sensitive hearing and smell able to pinpoint his exact location.[/b][/i][/quote] YOU'RE COPYING THE SHIT OUT OF MY CHARACTER
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE -blam!- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BLIND PEOPLE HAVE IMPROVED OTHER SENSES!!!!!! SERIOUSLY, IDFK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, AND IF YOU THINK THAT EVERY PERSON IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS COPYING YOU THEN YOU NEED TO SEE A -blam!-ING PSYCHOLOGIST!!!!!!
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Dude calm down.I'm just joking around with you
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Uh huh, sure. SURE.
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Seriously Chill out
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Don't tell me to chill out, fam. Nah, you were the one using caps and expecting for everybody online to be able to tell that you were joking. Because guess what? There isn't a "joking" font! You should know this by now, but it's obvious now that you don't.
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I have a better emoji 🖕🏻 inb4 forum ban
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Ban from what?
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You know how to read, right?
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[quote]You know how to read, right?[/quote] [quote]Inb4 Forum ban [/quote] Ban for what? You Dumbass
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I used a middle finger emoji, dumbass. Gesundheit, btw
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[b]The man laughs.[/b] "You have nerve, I'll give you that." [b]The man stands still.[/b] "Tell you what, if you can beat one of our Legionnaires, we will have counsel with you, woman."
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[b][i]She seems to consider it, then slowly nods. After all, she had nothing to lose.[/i][/b]
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[b]One of the men with the hoods steps up, he seems to be nightly armored. He pulls out a cowboy repeater, and takes aim. He fires a shot.[/b]
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[b][i]The sound of the gun firing, and bullet whistling in the air, was loud enough for Cassie to pinpoint the new man's position. She ducked, and rolled left, firing both her revolvers at the man. The white revolver's bullets were white, and had some sort of holy attribute to it, while the black revolver's bullets were black and had some sort of demonic attribute.[/i][/b]
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[b]The bullets hit the man's stomach, but it doesn't seem to actually hurt him. He fires twice more.[/b] [spoiler]It actually did hurt him, he just didn't flinch.[/spoiler]
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[b][i]The sound of her shots still ringing in the air, Cassie did not hear the quiet whistling of the man's two shots. She only heard them just in time to strafe right, although one bullet hit her left hand, forcing to drop the black revolver as she grimaced in pain. She took aim with the white one, firing twice.[/i][/b]
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[b]The Legionnaire ducks down, but it catches his shoulder. He drops the gun, then pulls out a spear, and throws it.[/b]
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[b][i]She rolled out of the way, pulling her white longsword from her back as she rolled. When she stood, the blade emitted a holy aura. She used the forward momentum of the roll to begin running at the man, without needing to accelerate from a standstill. She had her sword ready as she ran, her mind picturing the scene, estimating the length until she reached the man.[/i][/b]
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[b]The man pulled out a machete, and ran at her, slashing.[/b]
