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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/23/2016 3:41:11 AM
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"YES! GO! GO! GO-oh wait we passed the library two posts ago."
[b]The library is seen two blocks back. Though it is being barely touched by the wall of dusk that covers the earth.[/b]
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"Oh... Okay..." [b]It runs to the library.[/b]
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[b]The Deity and Lil S enter the small library. There are a few hundred books lined across each shelf. [/b] [b]The Deity Looks around. [/b] "Aha! Go sit down Lil S!"
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[b]If looks for somewhere to sit, and does so.[/b]
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[b]The Deity walks around and finds a book. He grabs it, and puts it down in front of Lil S[/b] [i]"How to read for retards."[/i] "It's perfect! Now read it!"
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"I... Don't... Have eyes..."
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[b]The deity face palms.[/b] "Aghhhhh. Okay...." [b]The deity walks towards a kids area. While there he finds some Googley eyes and glue. He glues the eyes onto Lil S[/b] "There! Eyes!"
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"Thanks..." [b]The eyes actually seem to work, and it begins to read.[/b]
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"Fantastic! Now. I'm gunna go have a beer. While I'm gone, you better have half a shelf read. Got it?" [b]The Deity kicks the door to the library open and exits.[/b]
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"Okay..." [b]It continues to read.[/b]
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[b]Its been....one hour[/b]
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[b]The blob has read a little under... Half of the book he was on when the Deity left.[/b]
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[b]Its been...two hours.[/b]
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[b]The blob has finished that book, plus a Dr. Seuss book.[/b]
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[b]Five hours....[/b]
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[b]The blob has finished twenty books.[/b]
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[b]Ten. hours.[/b]
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[b]The blob has read almost an entire bookcase of books.[/b]
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[b]Its been a day. [/b]
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[b]It's read a lot of the library's contents.[/b]
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[b]Its been almost another day. At around 9:30pm the deity walks in.[/b] "Yo! lil S! How's it reading!?"
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"I read it all."
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"All? Alright. Who was the first king of Canada?"
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"There are, and never were kings. The first Prime Minister, however, was John A. Macdonald." [spoiler]Wikiped my frend[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Mmmmmm[/spoiler] "Wait seriously. I totally thought Canada had a king. OKAY THEN! Clearly leaving you in a library for two days taught you to talk. Now you have to learn to talk Smack!"
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"Okay."
