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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Skatch142:
8/23/2016 5:49:17 PM
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*Sketch sees the kitten.*
"Awwwww!!!!! So cute!!!!!"
*Sketch takes off his backpack and pulls out a whole fried chicken and holds it up for the kitten to eat.*
"Who wants a chicken? Do [i]you[/i] want the chicken? Come get it!"
English
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[b]it sniffs the chicken[/b] [b]it eats it but then throws up all over you[/b]
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*Sketch jumps to the side, dodging the vomit.* "Aww, I'm sorry kitty..." *He starts petting it on the nose.*
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[b]it rolls on its back and in doing so it's about to crush you[/b]
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*He jumps out of the way again but starts rubbing its tummy.* "Awww, you really are just a giant kitty aren't you?"
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[b]it purrs[/b]
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*He continues rubbing its tummy and the starts rubbing the bottom of its chin as well.*
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[b]it continues to purr[/b]
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*He just keeps petting it.*
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[b]it falls asleep [/b]
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*Sketch stops petting it and starts to leave.*
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[spoiler]end[/spoiler]
