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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/23/2016 10:46:55 PM
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[b]The Deity walks around and finds a book. He grabs it, and puts it down in front of Lil S[/b]
[i]"How to read for retards."[/i]
"It's perfect! Now read it!"
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"I... Don't... Have eyes..."
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[b]The deity face palms.[/b] "Aghhhhh. Okay...." [b]The deity walks towards a kids area. While there he finds some Googley eyes and glue. He glues the eyes onto Lil S[/b] "There! Eyes!"
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"Thanks..." [b]The eyes actually seem to work, and it begins to read.[/b]
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"Fantastic! Now. I'm gunna go have a beer. While I'm gone, you better have half a shelf read. Got it?" [b]The Deity kicks the door to the library open and exits.[/b]
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"Okay..." [b]It continues to read.[/b]
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[b]Its been....one hour[/b]
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[b]The blob has read a little under... Half of the book he was on when the Deity left.[/b]
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[b]Its been...two hours.[/b]
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[b]The blob has finished that book, plus a Dr. Seuss book.[/b]
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[b]Five hours....[/b]
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[b]The blob has finished twenty books.[/b]
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[b]Ten. hours.[/b]
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[b]The blob has read almost an entire bookcase of books.[/b]
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[b]Its been a day. [/b]
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[b]It's read a lot of the library's contents.[/b]
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[b]Its been almost another day. At around 9:30pm the deity walks in.[/b] "Yo! lil S! How's it reading!?"
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"I read it all."
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"All? Alright. Who was the first king of Canada?"
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"There are, and never were kings. The first Prime Minister, however, was John A. Macdonald." [spoiler]Wikiped my frend[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Mmmmmm[/spoiler] "Wait seriously. I totally thought Canada had a king. OKAY THEN! Clearly leaving you in a library for two days taught you to talk. Now you have to learn to talk Smack!"
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"Okay."
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[b]The deity picks the bloc up and puts him outside the door. [/b] "Now walk to the dojo gate!"
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[b]It walks to the gate.[/b]
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[b]Tesuto is standing at the gate. His samurai armour shining with the dusky sky of twilight.[/b] Deity: "Yo! Sex bot!" Tesuto: "oh no...."
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"What is going on?"
