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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/24/2016 7:33:13 PM
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[b]i grab your hand before it hits me and I attempt to hold it back[/b]
[b]i then open a portal under us and another really high in the air[/b]
[b]we conveniently land on an airplane wing and defy logic for the sake of looking cool[/b]
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*Mortar shrugs as he stabs your gut*
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[b]a little kid looking through his window starts crying[/b] [b]i Sparta kick you with super strength[/b]
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*Mortar is holding onto the end of a wing* Are we really fighting over a blob? *He dissolves through the wing and under you, flinging you up*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 8/24/2016 8:33:10 PM[b]logic kicks back in and when I'm flipped up I grab you and we both start falling[/b] It's a blob that I need to teach!!! [b]i get on top of you and start smacking you[/b] [spoiler]still falling [/spoiler]
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*He makes you get off by flipping over so he's on top then forming a flaming iron ball between the two of you*
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[b]i move around the ball and back to you by acting as if I'm swimming[/b] [b]i roll you over under me[/b]
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*He kicks you off, then takes his plasma sniper off his back, aiming at your arms*
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Huehuehue. [b]we hit the ground and make holes in it shaped like us and go 10 feet in the ground [/b] [b]we don't get hurt though for the sake of me not killing us both because my decision to make us leave the kitchen[/b] [b]we jump out and look awesome[/b] [b]i Sparta kick you with super strength [/b]
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*Mortar shoots you in the knee before you can*
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[b]i kick through the pain and make a fire spear fly through your hand[/b]
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*Mortar grunts a little as he catches the fire spear, thanking the Underworld for giving him fire resistance, and fires a few more rounds at you*
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[b]i use my pants and uppercut you with super strength [/b]
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*he is knocked up about ten feet, then activates his electric stimulant, making his limbs longer, stronger. Three arms protrude from his back, attached to them a badass cannon. A Cannon which is rammed into you*
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[b]since I used my Pants the cannon didn't hurt me but did knock me back about 10 feet[/b] Oh? Evolving are we? [b]i turn into a werewolf pretty much[/b] [b]i tackle him and scratch his face with my claws[/b]
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*He quickly kicks you off* DAMMIT TUBBS!
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You did it first! [b]i pick you up by your throat[/b]
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*He kicks your gut, sending you flying* YOU STOLE THIS ABILITY FROM SKETCH
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HE DESERVED IT!!! [b]i throw you as far as I can across the Dojo[/b]
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*He dissolves into a wall and reforms behind you, slashing at your back*
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[b]i quickly turn around and backhand you[/b]
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*He recoils slightly and fires the cannon at you*
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Ha! I just made you my bi- [b]i get hit by the cannon and stumble back a bit[/b] Bruh. That REALLY hurt. [b]i start holding my chest[/b] Like seriously! [b]i punch you as hard as I can in the face[/b]
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*He stumbles back a little bit but recoils, his cannon charging* You froze the blob, that probably hurt it! *He slashes at you with his sword*
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Who cares about a blob!? [b]i take the sword hit but then grab your cannon and point it at your face[/b]
