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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Skatch142:
8/29/2016 1:52:27 AM
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*Sketch's attack VTOL crashes into the 4th wall, obliterating it.*
"100,000 REPLIES!!! LET'S PARRRRRTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"
*Sketch, Sapphire and Vorim all open beers and start drinking. Even Malik is sipping beer out of a cup with one of his heads. There are about two hundred six packs of beer all in a pile behind them. Suddenly a large cake that's completely covered in candles rolls out of his box and Garry lights the candles. With all the candles lit, the cake looks more like a bonfire. Sketch starts drunkenly dancing and Sapphire falls over giggling.*
[spoiler]OPEN TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
English
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"Hell yeah, I'm gonna get bblackout drunksh"
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[u]M-Me too.[/u] *She gets off of him and manages to help him stand up then gets another bottle of Whiskey and starts drinking straight out of it before handing it to him.*
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JT took one long gulp of his whiskey that annihilated at least a good half of the drink, before he handed Sapphire the rest of the bottle.
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*She started drinking again, downing about half of what was left before handing it back to him.*
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JT tossed it behind him and hit his blackjack table before he grabbed another whiskey bottle. "Alright, if ye can drink an full bottle, I'l grant ye one wish. Anythin you want iff you can down a full."
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[u]Deal![/u] *She grabs the the bottle and downs the whole thing.* [u]D-Done! W-WAaaiiit... What wus I gonna say agin?[/u]
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"You was gunna say yer wish!"
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[u]Oh, hehe, yeah... I don't no whatta wish fur...[/u]
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"Well i dunno whaddya waht. Sketch t wear a dino hat? A ride on Sullivan the robotic horse?"
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Edited by Skatch142: 8/29/2016 7:55:04 PM*She just shrugs, nearly falling over as well.*
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"Well next time you wan sumthing tel me, i ow u"
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[u]I... I wannuh go tuh bed...[/u] *She suddenly falls into his arms, asleep.*
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"Aright" JT Mumbled as he fell backwards and hit his head off a table, effectively knocking him out cold. ((end))
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YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!! [b]All of my characters are there, drinking and dancing.[/b] [spoiler]Arbiter, Korsis, that other guy, Garin, Ian, and Iggarus.[/spoiler]
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*Sapphire stumbles up to the Arbiter.* [u]You... Yuh tryda kill me! Yuh said yuh were mah bf!!![/u] *She slaps him.* [spoiler]Sorry to bring up our issues in the past, but SOMEONE has to get slapped by a drunken tiger...[/spoiler]
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It wasn't me, it was Korsis! [u]Huh? Whaddya want? Wait... Oh shit![/u] [b]Korsis runs off.[/b] So... Been a while... Where's Sketch? [i]HEY! YOU! I like your fur.[/i]
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[u]Whuh???[/u]
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[spoiler]lol [/spoiler] Where is Sketch? I want to talk to him about something.
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[u]Thar.[/u] *She points over her shoulder to Sketch to is making a horrible attempt at a moonwalk.*
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[b]Haknir joins the party, smiling. [/b] "None of you fools could hold up against a pirate like me in drinking!"
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*Malik hops up.* -I can, punk.-
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[b]Haknir pulls out one of his scimitars, spins it around and then points it at Malik.[/b] "Let's see about that, toss me a drink."
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-I'm afraid I'm not capable of doing so...- *He motions to his feet with one of his heads.* -I need both of these to stand.-
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"Fine then." [b]Haknir walks over to the cases of beer and takes a whole case.[/b]
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-That's it?- *He tilts his heads curiously.*
