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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Skatch142:
8/29/2016 1:52:27 AM
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*Sketch's attack VTOL crashes into the 4th wall, obliterating it.*
"100,000 REPLIES!!! LET'S PARRRRRTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"
*Sketch, Sapphire and Vorim all open beers and start drinking. Even Malik is sipping beer out of a cup with one of his heads. There are about two hundred six packs of beer all in a pile behind them. Suddenly a large cake that's completely covered in candles rolls out of his box and Garry lights the candles. With all the candles lit, the cake looks more like a bonfire. Sketch starts drunkenly dancing and Sapphire falls over giggling.*
[spoiler]OPEN TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 8/29/2016 4:01:06 AM- I-I'm not sure what that has to do with you pooing on me... And you can smell the alcohol on my breath? You have a sensitive nose! I'm like six feet away from you!-
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"Shitfaced means drunk, dumbass. Also, Saiyans have enhanced senses."
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Edited by Skatch142: 8/29/2016 4:04:08 AM-I'm a bird, gimme a break...-
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"You want some whiskey or not?"
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-Um, yeah!-
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[b]He tosses him a bottle.[/b]
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*He hops out of the way as it smashes on the ground next to him.* -Hey! Not cool!-
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"You were supposed to catch it..."
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-I'm a frickin' bird! I don't have hands! I need to drink out of a cup or a bowl!-
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[b]Cabbot puts a cup of whiskey on a table.[/b]
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*He hops up and starts drinking out of it with one of his heads while the other looks at him.* -Thank you!-
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"No problem."
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*He just continues drinking.*
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[b]drunk baby dragons poop on you and crash into you[/b]
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*Sketch stumbles out of the way in time to dodge the poop but is knocked over when it crashed into him.* "Owwwww! Heyyy... Yuh look lick a baby dargun... Yer cuute!" *He starts petting the dragon.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 8/29/2016 2:01:13 AM[b]it sits on his face and starts pooping[/b]
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*Some invincible force blocks the poop because man, that's just disgusting.*
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[b]it poops on that invisible force[/b]
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*It just slides off to the ground.*
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[b]its diarrhea[/b]
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*Still slides off to the ground.*
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[b]it squirts out like a fire hose[/b]
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[spoiler]I'm not sure I want to continue this...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]me neither...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Fin then?[/spoiler]
