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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/29/2016 2:05:44 AM
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[b]As the party is in full swing, a familiar face approaches the Dojo. It's Cabbot. He carries cases of alcohol of every kind.[/b]
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[b][i]Manan falls on top of him, a lamp shade on his head. His ass slams into your face as he falls from the ceiling, bringing you to the floor.[/i][/b]
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[b]Cabbot throws him off.[/b] "Who the hell are you?"
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"I'm Banana!" [b][i]He says, hiccuping, drunk.[/i][/b]
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"How the hell are you already drunk?"
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"Brang my own booze. Can't trust these damn space-mexicannets." [b][i]Manan says, standing up. His skin looks like the night sky, and his eyes were as bright as stars.[/i][/b]
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"Well, I brought my own too. As you can see."
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"Is that... izzat west andromeda wine? Aw, that stuff's [i]great.[/i]" [b][i]Manan fell backwards.[/i][/b] "I'm gonna nap for little bit..."
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"Okay."
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[b]A cloaked figure calmly grabs a beer, sits down, and chugs the entire thing in 30 seconds[/b] "Thanks."
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"Welcome. Who would you be?"
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"Someone who appreciates a cold one every now and then." [b]The figure tips Cabbot 3 credits[/b]
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"Thanks man. But you don't have to do that. I ain't running a bar."
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"Meh. Just take it; I got plenty to go around." [b]The figure walks away, having somehow grabbed 3 more[/b]
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"See ya."
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[b]A civilian runs up and starts chugging it[/b] [spoiler]Ghost Tubbs possesses someone[/spoiler]
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"Who are you and why are you drinking our booze?"
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[b]continues to chug[/b] [b]smashes a bottle over Cabbots face[/b]
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[b]The civilian is slapped with the force of three kilotons of TNT.[/b] [spoiler]AKA, his head just flies away while his body stays.[/spoiler]
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[b]Ghost Tubbs comes out of his body[/b] RIP
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"Tubbs? Did you die?"
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Yep! But hey man, you let me beat the crap out of everyone before I did! [spoiler]he'd be totally mad if he wasn't drunk and this wasn't the 100k party [/spoiler]
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"Really? The power-up I gave you worked?"
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Yep. Sucks that it only lasts for a little bit though.
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"Yeah... I'd make it last longer, but it'd kill you... Well... Again."
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Eh, who cares am I right!?
