originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
"I suppose you're right. Anyways, down to business, let's have sumink' ta drink!"
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[b]The deity pulls out a bottle, filled with red brandy.[/b] "Fire brandy! This shit is hotter then an African hooker in hell!"
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[b]Ite snatches the glass, and tosses it down the hatch. He burps, and an ember escapes his mouth.[/b] "Oh, you weren't lying now we're you?"
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"Nope!" [b]The deity drinks a glass and his face turns a bright pink.[/b] "HAAAAAAWT!"
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[b]Ite pulls out a bottle, filled with a pure white liquid.[/b] "How about something cold to combat the heat?" [b]He hands over the bottle.[/b]
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"I'm not drinking your pot seamen."
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"What? No, this ain't no jizz in a bottle."