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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/29/2016 3:34:45 AM
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JT rolls up to the Dojo and drives through the open gates in a big ass truck. He opened the back of the truck up and a blackjack table immediately sprang to life, hookers started setting up a bar and a robotic horse was on its hind legs, just chugging oil like it was a whiskey. JT starts to host a game of blackjack in his drunken stupor.
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[b]A Saiyan sits at the blackjack game.[/b] "Deal me."
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[b]The figure slouches into a chair[/b] "When this dude going to start dealinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...." [b]The figure falls out of her seat[/b]
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"You're drunk as hell, aren't you?"
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"Nooooooo I'mmmm nooooottttttt." [b]The figure hiccups, stands up and makes an effort to return to her seat, but instead stumbles and faceplants into the table[/b] "The daises have returned with the robo-zombies..." [b]The figure appears to fall asleep[/b]
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[b]Cabbot moves her face off the table.[/b]
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[b]She wakes up Immediately, cursing mildly and apparently sober.[/b]
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"What's your deal?"
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"Ace of spades and a king of hearts. Blackjack, mothafuka." [b]She slaps her cards down onto the table in victory.[/b]
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"Good thing I didn't bet anything."
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[spoiler]I'm using actual cards, so no it's not rigged. [/spoiler] "Ten and an eight."
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[spoiler]Then how do I play?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Get to 21 but don't go over. If you do you lose. Hit - Put another card on the table. Double down - Just throw 2 down. Stay - Keep your hand. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh so what you just said was my cards.[/spoiler] "I'm staying."
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[spoiler]Yeah. Go to The Strip in Fallout: New Vegas and play some blackjack dude. [/spoiler] JT places down his own cards. The first was a 3, the second a 9, hs next two a 4 and 8 totalling 24. "You win. Play again?"
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"Sure."
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"5 & 5."
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"Hit me."
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"Again."
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"8. That's 21 you win, play again?"
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"I think I'm good." [b]He gets up, then walks over to the robot horse.[/b]
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The horse was Sullivan, JT's personal steed. It looked to the Saiyan briefly before returning to his drink.
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"You really like oil, don't you?" [spoiler]I don't expect this thing to talk.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]never played Red Dead?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Or went to a casino in Fallout New Vegas[/spoiler]
