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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/31/2016 1:55:22 AM
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Jhulliam wakes up in the bed of his last nights partner. Dazed, hungover, and confused, he stumbles out of bed. Jhulliam walks downstairs, mead and beer everywhere. Suddenly, a wave of dread overcomes him. He walks out of the door, and sees the castle, under siege. "Well, what do I do know," Jhulliam said.
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*A man with crimson eyes walks up to you* Hey
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"Yes?" Jhulliam asks, confusion spread across his face.
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Do I, uh, know you? You seem unfamiliar
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I'm new.
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Ah, okay. *He forms an iron ball in front of him* Now I gotta deal with that
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"Ummmm" *Jhulliam backs up slowly*
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Oh, not you. This siege
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Oh no. You have been stabbed by the lord of edge. RIP you.
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[spoiler]NO. NOT THE EDGE. AGHHHH[/spoiler]
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Did I mention the blade was poisoned? He also runs like naruto, so he's powerful.... and stuff. And I'm invincible. And edgy. I wear black too. And a choker.
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Time seems to slow. Jhulliam grabs the Lord of Edge's knife. "We duel now,".
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Duel me, the edge is strong within you.
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Jhulliam casts fireball. It's super effective. Jhulliam proceeds to shove the knife into your face.
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[quote]Jhulliam casts fireball. It's super effective. Jhulliam proceeds to shove the knife into your face.[/quote] I take the knife into my mouth, and eat it. And then I bite your hand. I rip off my clothes to reveal skin-tight green spandex and slap you. I then pull out black lipstick and turn you into an edge-squire.
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[spoiler]well thats a new one[/spoiler]
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Edited by ZooooWeeeeMama: 8/31/2016 2:03:08 AMJhulliam becomes edge lord 9000. He grabs his trusty razor. "Life is pain," he quotes. He proceeds to cut himself and drink his own blood. "I am infinitely more powerful now."
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I glare at the newly born edgelord, the arrogant air surrounding him sickens me. I burst his razor into flames, and cut off my arm as I guzzle gallons of my own blood. A red aura surrounds me. "MCR4LIFE" and I charge. I give him a look. And he understands my suffering. He realizes his edge is dull in comparison to mine.
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"You haven't even seen my final form," Jhulliam states. He then legitimately turns into a razor. His whole body turns into edge incarnate. Faintly, you can hear PTV playing in the background. "Wake me up inside," he says in a singsong voice.
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The lord of edge sinks to his knees, his hand over his ears as he writhes in agony. "T-This power! No! N-nghh!" He stands, the pain momentarily forgotten as he grabs the razor by the blade. "No! I won't let you defeat me!" He grinds his edge against the opposing blade, dulling his opponents edge on the microbial level. Sparks fly between the two combatants, and with a mighty roar the Lord of Edge cuts the razor in two. A wicked smile crosses his face. "Yes! I feel so alive!" He then proceeds to sacrifice himself in the name of edge, singing Crawling by Linkin Park and crying tears of blood.
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Well, shit...
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