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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/31/2016 2:05:17 AM
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I glare at the newly born edgelord, the arrogant air surrounding him sickens me. I burst his razor into flames, and cut off my arm as I guzzle gallons of my own blood. A red aura surrounds me.
"MCR4LIFE" and I charge.
I give him a look. And he understands my suffering. He realizes his edge is dull in comparison to mine.
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"You haven't even seen my final form," Jhulliam states. He then legitimately turns into a razor. His whole body turns into edge incarnate. Faintly, you can hear PTV playing in the background. "Wake me up inside," he says in a singsong voice.
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The lord of edge sinks to his knees, his hand over his ears as he writhes in agony. "T-This power! No! N-nghh!" He stands, the pain momentarily forgotten as he grabs the razor by the blade. "No! I won't let you defeat me!" He grinds his edge against the opposing blade, dulling his opponents edge on the microbial level. Sparks fly between the two combatants, and with a mighty roar the Lord of Edge cuts the razor in two. A wicked smile crosses his face. "Yes! I feel so alive!" He then proceeds to sacrifice himself in the name of edge, singing Crawling by Linkin Park and crying tears of blood.
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Well, shit...
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