If I get killed by a thunder-thighs motherf*cker one more time. I swear to god I'M GONNA GO APE SHIT. Now, before you get triggered like Haram– [b][i]LET ME JUST EXPLAIN MY REASONING.[/i][/b] [b][u]1[/u][/b]. It is the only class-exclusive autorifle. [u]2[/u]. It has a fully functional shield on the barrel. Protects the user from crotch shots while ADS. [b][u]3[/u][/b]. It deals kinetic damage..... WTF??? [b][u]4[/u][/b]. No shotgun? No problem. In close quarters, this bitch can mow down nearby assholes and scrubs faster than a lactose intolerant cow can shoot soy milk out its pee-hole. [u][b]5[/b][/u]. It comes with Lightweight. As if the rocket-powered space rangers needed another reason to Titan skate. "But Buzz, we're gonna miss the truck!" [url=http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-11-2014/8cftuM.gif]"We're not aiming for the truck!"[/url] [b][u]6[/u][/b]. And let's not forget Life Support. That shit basically turns you into Jesus. You're probably wondering why no one is using it if it's such a good gun. And the truth is, [b]it's all a mental game[/b]. You see, you really [i]do[/i] want to use The Fabian Strategy. Deep down, you [i]know[/i] it's OP. Bungie's just created a form of mind control by making you believe it's a piece of shit. [b][i]WHEN IN REALITY[/i][/b] it's a god. The truth is out, Bungie. [b]YOU CAN'T PLAY MIND GAMES WITH [i]ME[/i] DEEJ![/b] I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK! Go on. Do it. Use the Fabian Strategy. [spoiler]I dare you....[/spoiler] [spoiler]I [b]TRIPLE DOG[/b] dare you 😎[/spoiler]