*Mion jumps up on Mortar's shoulder, his front paws on his head* Mortar: It's great to see you Mion, but can you not stand there? I worked hard on this hair; keeping it under my mask makes it all matted and disorderly. Mion: Oh, yeah, of course. *Mion jumps down and rubs up against Mortar's leg, which leads to Mortar leaning down and scratching behind Mion's ear* Mortar: So Serenity, do you have anything going on tonight?