[i]BUUURRRRRUUPPP[/i] [b]A Belch resonates across the dojo yard, and dozens of horrified people watch as one of the rocks in the Sonia lawn begins to shift and slowly rise out of the ground.[/b] [i]Jesus Christ... PANTS! What day is it? [/i] [b]The voice seems to be coming from the rock, the cluster of people watching the current happenings unfold has now grown to a crowd. [/b] [i]MMRRPPH[/i] [b]The grass heaves and splits as a tall humanoid hunk of metal unfolds out of the ground. One woman faints as she realizes her favorite rock to sit on for the past 3 months was a robots butt.[/b] [i]WHERE THE -BLAM!- IS MY SKIN[/i] [b]The figure climbs out of his hole in the ground and begins to awkwardly waddle around the yard, mumbling incoherently.[/b] [spoiler]My acc got permabant inv me bois[/spoiler]