Working Walmart electronics, I've been asked:
•Does this case get Wi-Fi?
•Where do you put your broadbands?
•Do you sell TVs? (Asked whilst standing 20 feet away from a wall of running tvs)
•Are your Bluetooth speakers wireless?
And the mother of all stupid, the most aggravating one, I'm always asked while in uniform, on the floor, usually tending to a cellular phone or video game...
•Do you work here?
Anybody got anything better?
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Working at Edy's What flavor ice cream do you have? *all flavors available atm right in front of them* Do you make shakes? * sign behind me says so. The milkshake machine should've also been a giveaway* Had fun with this one. -What flavor shakes do you have? "Any flavor of ice cream you see here" -Can I have a chocolate shake? "No" -Why not?! You said any ice cream here! I want a chocolate shake! "No" - let me see you manager *she's already here trying to hold back the laughter* "She's right there" :I want a chocolate shake * manager says no. The dude is pissed now* -WHY NOT!! * manager finally said it's because there's no chocolate ice cream here we ran out* - laughs at himself realizing his own stupidity and asks for vanilla.